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  1. "I can't stand to hear one more lie out of this family." "ah, there's the woman I'm sexually attracted to." "okay, but that's the last one." 11:39 AM Apr 30th from web
  2. We're going to have some fun, real fun. Not everything is strippers and booze and buckets of blood...why do you have buckets of blood? 9:39 AM Apr 23rd from web
  3. "Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch." "When did that start?" "I don't want to blame it all on 9/11, but it certainly didn't help" 9:30 AM Apr 23rd from web
  4. Never promise crazy a baby. 12:30 AM Apr 22nd from web
  5. ♫ Mr. F ♫ 6:42 AM Apr 21st from web
  6. "Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold T-shaped pendants?" "That's a cross." "Across from where?" 11:38 PM Apr 20th from web
  7. No touching! 12:46 PM Apr 20th from web
  8. Oh great, and now you're mocking me, you selfish cunt--ry music loving lady. Hello Maeby. 5:00 AM Apr 20th from web
  9. You're coming home guilty or somehow found not guilty. 4:56 AM Apr 20th from web
  10. Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist. 6:37 AM Apr 19th from web
  11. Just forget it! I wanted to share my Pop secret with you! 12:13 AM Apr 19th from web
  12. Fried cheese...with club sauce. Popcorn shrimp...with club sauce. Chicken fingers...with spiiccyy cluub sauuuce. 3:14 PM Apr 18th from web
  13. "hey, check out who's on the hog in the rearview mirror." "GEORGE MICHAEL!" "what?" "...20 miles to Lego Land!" 9:41 AM Apr 18th from web
  14. I'm sure that Egg is a very nice person, I just don't want you spending all your money getting her all glittered up for Easter. 8:56 AM Apr 18th from web
  15. STEVE HOLT! 5:32 AM Apr 18th from web
  16. "Do you know what they do to people who commit treason?" "First time." "I've never heard of a second." 1:59 AM Apr 18th from web
  17. "Ann just called. They had a pre-dawn mass. Then they were going to mass, so..." "Ann’s got a great deal of mass." 6:24 AM Apr 17th from web
  18. "I care deeply for nature." "You're wearing ostrich-skin boots." "Well, I don't care about ostriches." 11:46 PM Apr 16th from web
  19. "Are you serious?" "Almost always. I was once voted the worst audience participant Cirque Du Soleil ever had." 11:42 PM Apr 16th from web
  20. I'm with Michael on this. He runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass that he wants. 11:19 PM Apr 15th from web