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I love having guests. IReally. But waiting for four women to finish using the bathroom in the morning when I gotta take a dump is torture.9:31 AM Jul 11thfrom twhirl
You forgot to mention the note from Beckett. @DBDR: @damienrandle can't forget him leaving a marlins sticker on my gate the next day either1:07 AM Jul 7thfrom twhirl
Hey eWEEK, the new flash-based frame version of your site sucks fucking balls. So obnoxious. I hope y'all fail. Ad whores. #eweek5:34 AM Jun 29thfrom twhirl
That whole comment thread ruled. @benjaminjgeorge: Consistently amazed with the ability of commenters to destroy most old press blog posts.10:22 PM Jun 28thfrom twhirl
Not that this is news, but Dana Milbank is a jackass, and a fucking crybaby. Burn the old industry down and start anew. I'm tired of this.9:38 PM Jun 28thfrom twhirl
I went to my first burlesque show last night. Pasties and merkins were in full effect. Until they weren't. The world needs more full nudity.7:54 AM Jun 23rdfrom twhirl