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  1. Lady Gaga will be the worlds biggest superstar.
  2. Something tasteless from Bluntcard! What?!?! RT: http://bluntcard.com/compose.php?imageid=360
  3. Sorry I farted at your holiday extravaganza. RT: http://bluntcard.com/compose.php?imageid=362
  4. RT @dirtydishtowels: http://twitpic.com/s7cyu For all you sinners out there from www.dirtydishtowels.com. Customizable hair color to mat ...
  5. A Christmas miracle is when you say no to a glass of wine. RT: http://bluntcard.com/compose.php?imageid=361
  6. Santa drops in... RT: http://bluntcard.com/compose.php?imageid=360
  7. @Starbucks love your background art
  8. awkward RT: http://bluntcard.com/compose.php?imageid=358
  9. I'm the lady with the black hair. RT: http://bluntcard.com/compose.php?imageid=357
  10. Dedicated to #johncmayer RT: http://bluntcard.com/compose.php?imageid=311
  11. I specifically don't follow #johncmayer because my intuitive side tells me he's douchey. Now I must suffer Retweets about him. Not fair.
  12. Fluffing my hair in the mirror... RT: http://bluntcard.com/compose.php?imageid=354
  13. Women get the hair Bumpit. Someone should invent a crotch Bumpit for men.
  14. Out of my way bitch, I'm fabulous. http://www.zazzle.com/fabulous_mug-168737445134746222 Buy me this for xmas :X j/k
  15. FREE SHIPPING today at Zazzle! http://www.zazzle.com/fabulous_mug-168737445134746222
  16. Going to Target then Bestbuy then Wal Mart then Kmart (all the things that end in mart), Borders...bed
  17. Loved Martha Stewart for many years but am disappointed by the classless remarks she made about Rachael Ray. http://tinyurl.com/ygk4buq
  18. @kdr76 ha ha that's true. I should have said 5000. Still to close to true.
  19. 1000 pack Raman noodles. 2 dollars. Wal-Mart black Friday.
  20. I JUST got a 50 inch Sony Bravia TV at Wal-mart for 8 dollars. And a car for 3 bone.