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  1. Is Woody Allen still creepy if an actor plays him getting it on with a 21 year old? 3:52 AM Nov 10th from Echofon
  2. Went to get refund for Brittney Spears' tickets. Stood in front of ticket seller moving my lips while friend screamed abuse from the side. 11:51 PM Nov 8th from Echofon
  3. As the prem baby would have said if he had the power of speech, it's not the heat, it's the humidicrib. 11:44 PM Nov 8th from Echofon
  4. Have I missed anything? 11:41 PM Nov 8th from Echofon
  5. When you finish a Chupa Chup don't you find that chewing on the stick is just as satisfying? Or is that just me? 10:10 PM Nov 5th from web
  6. http://tinyurl.com/yjxygye Sure I know William Shakespeare. He's that friend of your sister. The one with the dog-walking business. 10:09 PM Nov 5th from web
  7. #disappointing007movies Crown Casino Royale 12:46 PM Nov 5th from Echofon
  8. @downesy Anytime is too early to be in Punt Rd 12:45 PM Nov 5th from Echofon in reply to downesy
  9. #disappointing007movies Dr No Yeah Whatever 12:44 PM Nov 5th from Echofon
  10. I have an abusive relationship with cheese. It keeps treating me bad but I keep coming back for more. 12:33 PM Nov 3rd from Echofon
  11. Another Melb Cup BBQ, another 3 bottles of bubbly & 2 kilos of cheese. The race that stops a nation? More like the race that clogs artery. 10:43 PM Nov 2nd from Echofon
  12. Hey owner of crazy dog running around park, you say he wouldn't hurt a fly - but that's exactly what Ivan Milat's family said about him. 5:13 PM Oct 31st from Echofon
  13. I ate a 'pipless' mandarin w 2 pips! I can't trust anything anymore. Is flourless cake still flourless? Is Richard Wilkins still dickless? 9:49 PM Oct 29th from Echofon
  14. Went on bike ride. Car drivers are fucking inconsiderate shitheads. (NB. I reserve the right to a complete about face when I'm driving) 11:28 PM Oct 25th from Echofon
  15. Still savouring the afterglow of a tweet-free weekend. Feel refreshed and less filled with bile & spite. Wonder how long it will last? 11:25 PM Oct 25th from Echofon
  16. I only have one question about the Kindle - how many of them does it take to replace the leg of an average coffee table? 10:32 PM Oct 22nd from Echofon
  17. Next door's dog keeps barking. I think he wants me to let him out so he can go and play on the 8 lane highway down the end of the street. 10:27 PM Oct 22nd from Echofon
  18. Now if Doris Stokes can contact Don Lane from the other side, that'll really show that James Randi! 9:12 PM Oct 21st from web
  19. @downesy It's what he would have wanted.(Apart from not being dead, of course) 9:10 PM Oct 21st from web in reply to downesy
  20. Apparently Don Lane has been suffering from dementia - from sometime in the late 70's. 9:05 PM Oct 21st from web