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I share my birthday w Leonardo da Vinci, Henry James & Julie Sommars from "Herbie Goes to Monte Carlo". So many role models, so little time.
5:31 PM Apr 14th
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Thank Christ Bob Katter made sure the men's nipples on his TV Ad were pixelated out, otherwise I may have been turned gay.
9:31 PM Mar 12th
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And for those thinking about flying to Mayan sites in Mexico this year to see the end of the world... any Sunday night in Hobart will do.
4:41 PM Jan 11th
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Driving around Tasmania we saw dead things everywhere: Wallabies, possums, wombats & whales. And I'm not too sure about the people either.
4:37 PM Jan 11th
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Star Wars: The Phantom Menace is being released in 3D. Does that include all the one dimensional characters?
4:34 PM Jan 11th
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Stupid Road Signs: "Surprise Valley 200m". It's not a surprise anymore, is it?
8:18 PM Jan 7th
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I'm sitting on a couch and a small dog is staring at me. Looks like 2012 will be business as usual.
5:28 AM Dec 31st, 2011
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In a room full of Mauritians dancing to a song called 'Rub my Cock'. Sure beats 100,000 pissed Aussies in Federation Square.
4:35 AM Dec 31st, 2011
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In new Adam Sandler film he plays twin brother & sister. I'm looking for volunteers to poke my eyes out with a fork to ensure I don't see it
2:23 PM Nov 15th, 2011
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Aussies spent $780 million on pet products last year. I knew those diamanté encrusted worming suppositories were an extravagance.
4:18 PM Sep 29th, 2011
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Kevin replaces Julia: 1 in 5 people more likely to vote Labor. But we may see him rooting under Aussie flag on ABC comedy show. Tough call.
4:12 PM Sep 29th, 2011
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Saw an ad for a comedian on an airport toilet wall. Lost track of times I've taken a piss and desperately needed someone to crack a joke.
10:38 PM Sep 24th, 2011
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If 2 Wongs don't make a right, then I guess 2 Niles only make half a brain.
11:26 PM Aug 8th, 2011
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London burning? I guess the Olympic Flame relay rehearsal went horribly wrong.
11:24 PM Aug 8th, 2011
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In answer to the age old question about the chicken or the egg, the chicken definitely came first. Well it did when I made schnitzel.
3:28 PM Aug 7th, 2011
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You know what really gets me down? Gravity.
7:59 PM Jul 26th, 2011
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The speed of light is a universal constant. The speed of Melbourne tram varies from slow to stationary.
7:56 PM Jul 26th, 2011
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Got woken up by a man at the door who wanted to inspect my ducting. Thankfully it wasn't a euphemism.
4:02 PM Jul 26th, 2011
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Up at the snow for 3 days. It's so white and cold. Sort of like Nicole Kidman.
5:31 AM Jul 13th, 2011
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@ D'Artagnan Fencing: One for all, and all for only $19.95 a metre.
3:49 PM Jul 11th, 2011
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- Name Brendan Luno
- Location Australia
- Bio Co-writer of my life (the first draft was much better)
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