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  1. @edotter haha. about 6 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to edotter
  2. I hacked up a bloody loogie today that I'm pretty sure will clog up my pipes... Yea for Christmas. about 7 hours ago from Tweetie
  3. @pondering_c damn it! You're right. I will never not eat meat again. This must be God punishing me for forsaking meat. about 7 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to pondering_c
  4. @pondering_c barely... *whimpers* about 7 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to pondering_c
  5. @ThomDaugherty if you have to ask doesn't that mean you're behind? 9:20 PM Dec 21st from Tweetie in reply to ThomDaugherty
  6. The first gift of the season set the bar pretty high... And yes, that is a ceramic Bigfoot magnet. http://twitpic.com/ulb4n 7:00 PM Dec 21st from Tweetie
  7. @beejaymorgan tough one. I would say starflyer 59's "a holiday song" 5:30 PM Dec 21st from Tweetie in reply to beejaymorgan
  8. @edotter correction. Free grease attack. 1:10 PM Dec 21st from Tweetie in reply to edotter
  9. @jaredtaber yup. Said they didn't rise right. Gave them to me free. 11:57 AM Dec 21st from Tweetie in reply to jaredtaber
  10. Free bacon cheese sticks from smokey's... God must be making up for making me sick Christmas week. http://twitpic.com/ujb1v 11:49 AM Dec 21st from Tweetie
  11. Do you think this will get me on the naughty list? http://twitpic.com/uirbu 9:45 AM Dec 21st from Tweetie
  12. @Maeghan that wand is amazing. I NEED one. 8:15 AM Dec 21st from Tweetie in reply to Maeghan
  13. I spent yesterday as a vegetarian... Not on purpose. I just couldn't find any meat to much on. 7:19 AM Dec 21st from web
  14. G.I. JOE... Real guitar hero!!!! I've been trapped in my office all day okay... Cut me some slack. http://twitpic.com/ufq3f 5:45 PM Dec 20th from Tweetie
  15. @edotter those sausage balls were good... I've been craving them since the party. Plus my house still smells a little of bacon. 9:20 AM Dec 20th from Tweetie in reply to edotter
  16. Being at Cuppies and Joe tonight is a lot like an episode of,"Eddie, this is your life."... odd mixture of past and present people. 7:02 PM Dec 19th from Tweetie
  17. @withfoam I know I'm late on this, but congrats on the Apple job. That's very exciting. 1:20 PM Dec 19th from Tweetie in reply to withfoam
  18. @beejaymorgan let me know if it sucks... It almost has to. 11:17 AM Dec 19th from Tweetie in reply to beejaymorgan
  19. You know you had a good night when you wake up smelling like bacon. 8:57 AM Dec 19th from Tweetie
  20. Do you think molesters call masturbating "spanking the child"? 1:23 PM Dec 18th from Tweetie
  • Name blujones
  • Location iPhone: 35.569473,-97.620636
  • Bio I am a loser, mostly... I like to eat... that is probably why I am fat... most of what I say is sarcasm or slightly to mostly exagerated...I can not be trusted
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