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Heather has broken The Internet AGAIN. Where's Al Gore when you need him?! You KNOW that out of 7535 comments *I* would've won an Xbox.
9:14 PM Dec 2nd
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@ whose video? this sounds good, must watch!
10:14 AM Dec 2nd
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arsewipes who call me in loan customer service:YOUR CHRISTMAS IS NOT *MY* PROBLEM,particularly as my job's being "economically restructured"
11:38 AM Dec 1st
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dressed to the nines (possibly the TENS) in pencil skirt & tight black sweater with five inch heeled patent Mary Janes~am set on STUN.
10:07 AM Dec 1st
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Bitchmas isn't Bitchmas until I scream at my children in the Loving Spirit of The Season. And throw in some cursing. Goes well w/Xmas carols
9:12 PM Nov 30th
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is going toward The Light...the Christmas tree lights. Tree set up by Zac. Tweenager gets another reprieve from the orphanage.
8:33 PM Nov 30th
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12 yr old son: "Mom, your room is like an OBSTACLE COURSE!!!" Me: "Then help me clean it up." Son: "No! I like it like that!!!"
6:08 PM Nov 30th
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Needs the shirt from the catalog that reads: some have a way with words. Others not have way.
6:28 AM Nov 29th
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my desire to collapse on the couch & nap in the sunshine instead of packing to leave tonight is quite passionately overwhelming.
10:17 AM Nov 28th
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just overheard from loud drunk guy in bar, "My brother's wife is cheating on him with Chris Williams!" Thanks for slurry sharing.
8:53 PM Nov 27th
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at New Moon w/impressible tweenager and more impressionable 6 yr old daughter.Taylor's supposed to spend the movie shirt-free: GO TEAM JACOB
11:08 AM Nov 27th
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Is seriously considering putting her kids on Craigslist: free to good home. Like kittens. Hell who am I kidding-ANY. HOME. JUST TAKE THEM...
8:17 AM Nov 27th
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just passed graveyard. Bookey: Man that's a lot of dead people! Zac: Can we get out of the Zombie Capital?
10:14 AM Nov 23rd
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collapsed after Historic Walking Tour of the Bathrooms of Philadelphia.my mom: I have Adrenal Pep to fix u right up.Me: is it like cocaine??
2:05 PM Nov 22nd
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wishing I could go smoke in the airport bar. and also that Flashdance Revival Woman had not chosen legwarmers over bootsµmini BIG DONT
8:20 AM Nov 21st
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am not the only mom in the airport in stilettos! another woman has on high heeled black boots. must bond as have on 4 inch JSimp platforms
7:49 AM Nov 21st
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want to pick up new Louise Bagshawe (because I love her!),and Dismantled by Jennifer McMahon, it's supposed to be reminiscent of Donna Tartt
8:01 AM Nov 20th
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reading Millie's Fling by Jill Mansell, great cover, amazing book, am enthralled with her plot, characters, and voice!
7:58 AM Nov 20th
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Zac just found missing jacket. "you'll never believe where it was, Mom, hanging up in my closet!" oh, the humanity......
5:08 AM Nov 20th
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managed to resist eating my weight in potato chips & french onion dip last night; did not devour any Ben & Jerry's either--am made of WIN!!!
4:21 AM Nov 16th
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- Name Elena
- Location Birmingham, AL
- Web http://www.1blues...
- Bio Back To Work Mom Gone Completely Insane
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