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  1. Intestines on stroke for no readily apparent reason. Just lazy I suppose.
  2. I want to shave my head and smoke cigarettes.
  3. My computer is growling at me. A lot. The countdown to self-destruction has begun.
  4. need iphone so that i can join the discourteous obsessives who iphone in bed and at the dinner table. i certainly can't beat 'em, so...
  5. are the interwebs STILL THERE?? it's been HOURS since i've checked!!!
  6. my brain is trying to crack open my skull and escape. or maybe it's an alien baby. alien babies are a known cause of migraines.
  7. off to enjoy a book with my w(h)ine... i've had enough cheese for the day.
  8. my npr name is catza saint eustache. screw the 'rules'.
  9. not a fan of crazytown coming to visit. towns are supposed to remain stationary.
  10. @thesophie happy birthday/deathday!
  11. i have been devalued once again for my lack of pop culture knowledge
  12. it's a little unnerving when the wombat's eyes follow me through neglected half-open eye slits while he sleeps
  13. Do not proceed to STEP TWO until all hostile responses to the scent, doorway and carrier have ceased.
  14. you can call me nannerpus, nannerpus, and guess what, i love pancakes!
  15. guhhh....
  16. there is snow on the ground. did i miss the thundersnow?
  17. WB blogging on iphone in the comfort of the bed after forcing me up too early on a saturday. i'd be murdered if i tried such a thing.
  18. i've successfully overcome my habit of always looking at the floor. now i trip a lot more.
  19. @brooklet14 welcome back to my home state! waterloo again?
  20. my cat suddenly thinks my foot is a chew toy. my claws are not nearly sharp enough to defend myself. drat.