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  1. @MakersMark -had a great idea as I was trying to fit bottle in my luggage. You should run with this! bluekitchen.net/makersidea.html
  2. FINAL WEEKEND to nominate a WORST BOURBON: bluekitchen.net/worstbourbonvo… Please don't make me use ALL CAPS again! Or frownie face emoticon! :(
  3. Lost 4 followers in 24 hours...was it my peeing and brushing my teeth at the same time tweet? #YoureJustJealous
  4. Going to the coast 4 Memorial Day Weekend (how original). Its the only place I can go anymore where the Twitter isn't ringing off the hook.
  5. @ebertchicago No problems with mine. Maybe the "Top 10 for Roger Ebert" is no longer optional...you must watch them before you can proceed.
  6. I just peed and brushed my teeth at the same time, which means I am the greatest multi-tasker that has ever walked the Earth.
  7. My girl says I need to drink more water. Does anyone know if Crystal Lite has a Bourbon on the Rocks flavor?
  8. In an argument with my girl tonight, I was like Jake Lamotta against Sugar Ray: I took a helluva beating, but she never knocked me down.
  9. Bought a new car this weekend. Car salesmen are like strippers: there's no way they could ever actually like you THAT much, right? #phonies
  10. Think I might fake a terminal disease just so I can get the hospice care...without the horrible ending. #Bourbon+Morphine=Bliss
  11. I think the next time my stepson describes a videogame/YouTube clip I'll describe an old Woody Allen film & see if our interest levels match
  12. Time's running out to nominate a Worst Bourbon for our list. Go here: bluekitchen.net/worstbourbonvo… and tell us about the sewer swill of your choice
  13. Bright sunlight is lovely to most, but is solar poison to the drinking night owl.
  14. If you switch to lower proof alcohol as the nite goes on to avoid getting too drunk, youre not an alcoholic - youre a problem solver.
  15. Ever had some truly awful bourbon? Yep, so have we. Tell us about yours here: bluekitchen.net/worstbourbonvo…
  16. Picture from Vegas trip: Caesar locked in "86 this fucker!" pose. sdrv.ms/JCLO7o
  17. I turned on the A/C in the house today. Damned ice cubes in my drink were melting too fast.
  18. @WhiskeyDisks RT: Get busy living or get busy wearing sweatpants and velcro shoes to the mall. // The Shawshank Regression
  19. Our #WorstBourbons list is coming. Want to nominate 1 of your own? We may post your comments on the list. Go here: bluekitchen.net/worstbourbonvo…