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@ -had a great idea as I was trying to fit bottle in my luggage. You should run with this!
3:59 PM May 24th
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FINAL WEEKEND to nominate a WORST BOURBON: Please don't make me use ALL CAPS again! Or frownie face emoticon! :(
2:38 PM May 24th
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Lost 4 followers in 24 hours...was it my peeing and brushing my teeth at the same time tweet?
12:31 PM May 24th
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Going to the coast 4 Memorial Day Weekend (how original). Its the only place I can go anymore where the Twitter isn't ringing off the hook.
11:50 AM May 24th
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@ No problems with mine. Maybe the "Top 10 for Roger Ebert" is no longer optional...you must watch them before you can proceed.
4:20 PM May 23rd
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I just peed and brushed my teeth at the same time, which means I am the greatest multi-tasker that has ever walked the Earth.
3:25 PM May 23rd
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My girl says I need to drink more water. Does anyone know if Crystal Lite has a Bourbon on the Rocks flavor?
11:45 AM May 23rd
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In an argument with my girl tonight, I was like Jake Lamotta against Sugar Ray: I took a helluva beating, but she never knocked me down.
12:21 AM May 23rd
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Bought a new car this weekend. Car salesmen are like strippers: there's no way they could ever actually like you THAT much, right?
12:07 PM May 21st
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Think I might fake a terminal disease just so I can get the hospice care...without the horrible ending. +Morphine=Bliss
9:17 PM May 18th
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I think the next time my stepson describes a videogame/YouTube clip I'll describe an old Woody Allen film & see if our interest levels match
5:39 PM May 17th
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Time's running out to nominate a Worst Bourbon for our list. Go here: and tell us about the sewer swill of your choice
11:13 AM May 17th
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Bright sunlight is lovely to most, but is solar poison to the drinking night owl.
10:59 AM May 16th
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If you switch to lower proof alcohol as the nite goes on to avoid getting too drunk, youre not an alcoholic - youre a problem solver.
4:33 PM May 15th
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Kickass Dad Alert: Portland filmmaker makes a tribute "Sabotage" video starring his kids. And it RULES.
2:12 PM May 15th
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Ever had some truly awful bourbon? Yep, so have we. Tell us about yours here:
12:09 PM May 15th
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Picture from Vegas trip: Caesar locked in "86 this fucker!" pose.
11:03 PM May 14th
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I turned on the A/C in the house today. Damned ice cubes in my drink were melting too fast.
4:02 PM May 14th
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@ RT: Get busy living or get busy wearing sweatpants and velcro shoes to the mall. // The Shawshank Regression
1:47 PM May 14th
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Our list is coming. Want to nominate 1 of your own? We may post your comments on the list. Go here:
1:39 PM May 14th
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