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@lunabomber, it upset me, too. I probably would have laughed at more than "Fuck You. I'm Eating." but it was all too real.
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Is hearing Paul McCartney's "Wonderful Christmastime" for the first time this year. Fuck this season.
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ATTN: smart people I currently know, RE: babies; START HAVING THEM. We need to out-breed the dummies. Idiocracy scared me.
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ATTN: dumb people I used to know, RE: babies; STOP HAVING THEM.
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@varpulis, hahahaha adopt!? But we're noisy and messy and often smell bad.
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@varpulis, fucking for real! I caught the crossover today in the dentist's office. At 12 noon, they switched to Bing. Wait till Thanksgivng!
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is in love with the new Q-Tip album.
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my Twitterank is 12.04! http://twitterank.com/?u=bl...
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once quit a band cause the principal songwriter though Jimi Hendrix was a shitty guitarist. There's no recovery from that.
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may contain peanuts.
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@varpulis, I will buy that goddam painting. I will buy the fuck out of it.
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doesn't understand. 8 hours of sleep yesterday, and I was exhausted and cranky. 6 hours today, and I'm chair-dancing to !!!.
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you're doing it wrong.
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would rather watch kung fu movies.
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just crossed "get stuck in an elevator" off his life's list of things to do before I die.
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is super pumped for a hot stone massage. I'm super close to actually trying a chiropractor to fix my back if this doesn't work.
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new ferret, same old con.
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Franken's only down by 234 votes! http://tinyurl.com/5h2y73
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@varpulis, our apartment complex recyles. Hrm.
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inexplicably wants a shamwow. Vince could sell me anything.
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