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  1. To a "concerned citizen" who flamed my Skype voicemail that I never knew I had: just don't call if you don't like the greeting. Simple, no?
  2. New freezer delivered and set up in basement. How could something that tiny make me feel ready to collapse from the exertion?
  3. Up earlier than normal. Listening to Big Fatty is actually waking me up. What's wrong with me?!?
  4. @randomnicole Sweet!
  5. "Episode 230-Everything in Life I Needed to Know I learned from Michael Jackson" is now live on the site! http://tinyurl.com/lhrqou
  6. @randomnicole Take a look at the "Midnight Plum" shade. Go to youravon.com/davidbyrd and search on this product number: 944-908
  7. Very bittersweet results on So You Think You Can Dance tonight.
  8. Inventory done. SYTYCD Update recorded with @michaelsage. Now ready to watch SYTYCD.
  9. Up waaaaaay too early. Why has nobody perfected the caffeine transdermal patch? Hop to!
  10. @randomnicole That's pretty sad. Did I mention I'm an Avon representative?
  11. @anderstw Awww, thanks! I will be posting a SYTYCD update with @michaelsage and I'll be doing a regular episode as well. Sexy's coming back
  12. @feastoffun Follow me, please! :-)
  13. I will be very glad when our annual inventory is done. Did I mention I will be very glad when our annual inventory is done? Just checking.
  14. @Princess_Holly That's bitchiness with a very noble purpose.
  15. @Princess_Holly Oh, you have no idea how much those grammatical errors annoy me. The verbal equivalent of fingernails on a blackboard.
  16. Two hours of "The Dish" and "The Soup" have my brain cells reaching out of my skull and b*tchslapping me.
  17. Getting caffeinated so #TheAntiquesRoadshow doesn't put me to sleep. Love the show!
  18. @mikeypod Don't beat yourself up. I had to think back to the origins to make sure I had at least two good answers.
  19. @mikeypod I guess New Year's Eve and Day and Valentine's Day would qualify.
  20. @chefmark That was a funny typo, you have to admit.