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  1. Well it looks like its beer o'clock
  2. The cat is mocking me as I clean. It keeps sitting down right in the middle of the cleaning zone. Gonna have to terrorize her w/ the vacuume
  3. @ericwalkuski right back atcha Broba Fett. Have a good one
  4. @Berry_Sky true
  5. Cleaning stinks
  6. Mornin all. Goin to get a haircut in a bit and then cleaning the house for hours. Turkey Thursday is so worth it
  7. How come some peoples avatars don't show on tweetgenius?
  8. @poochie311 "You've actually seen him eat a mans penis?"
  9. Well, I'm gettin outta here. Later people. If I dont see on here have a great Thanksgiving and turkey coma
  10. @ZombieTweets Brains?
  11. @Sloth26 that sucks dude
  12. Show me the way to go home. I'm tired and I wanna go to bed. I had a little drink about an hour ago and its gone right to my head.
  13. @El1217 till I'm off for Turkey Day weekend
  14. @jennsthebest they're even worse when their flyin squirrel buddies show up and think they can do drunken loop dee loops in the house
  15. @jennsthebest drunken mooses are a pain, they break everything, eat everything in your fridge and make long distance phone calls
  16. @jennsthebest just as long as he stays outta my beer fridge
  17. cant we all just get along
  18. @jennsthebest i have a spare bedroom
  19. I want a pet moose
  20. @911Brent this is why.http://www.youtube.com/watc...