bluejeanamy
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May I recommend a diabetic diet to anyone who wants to lose weight? Because it will even happen WHEN YOU'RE PREGNANT. Mama wants a cupcake.
about 11 hours ago
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Knit knit knit, This American Life, purl purl purl, prick my finger, knit knit knit, drink some tea, purl purl purl, pee, repeat.
about 17 hours ago
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@ were actually late...Whatever happens, you'll totally handle it just fine - and again you're prolly safe! xo
about 17 hours ago
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@ Well, as long as you're not LATE and since most of the symptoms are usually the same - you're prolly safe! I thought you
about 17 hours ago
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@ Welp guess you'll either get your period or you won't! Take a drive to a different store? You're much more patient than I :)
about 17 hours ago
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@ Ok ok I know people keep asking you this, but are you SURE you're not preggo?? Have you taken a test? You sound like you are!
about 17 hours ago
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Where's my errand boy who'll get me a grande, decaf, nonfat, sugar free vanilla latte? It may be missing all of the good things but I WANT.
about 18 hours ago
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An evening in Labor and Delivery:
about 22 hours ago
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Stepped on scale and realized I actually *lost* weight on my trip. Pretty sure that's a bad thing? Inhaled a grilled cheese in penance.
6:29 PM Nov 23rd
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Back by the bay. Sad I'm not on a road trip, sneaking pie, but happy to be homey. NAPTIME.
2:35 PM Nov 23rd
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Bless you bless you bless you, first class. After the past coupla days mama needed this.
9:07 AM Nov 23rd
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Just had an internal exam - yes, that kind - in the guest bedroom. Friend as midwife = Priceless. And hilarious. And gooey.
4:49 PM Nov 22nd
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@ oh I'm hangin in lady - just a crazy coupla days. fun storyz to come! *drips sarcasm* ;)
4:27 PM Nov 22nd
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Dear Pregnancy, YOU ARE STRESSING ME OUT. Hearts!
1:40 PM Nov 22nd
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Insanely anxious. Jack Tripper makes it better.
1:38 AM Nov 22nd
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I love watching Clay dodge cats. They love him...he doesn't feel the same.
3:13 PM Nov 20th
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@ Back in Chitown again? What's the oh-casion?
2:51 PM Nov 20th
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I like how Clay politely asks me to use the bathroom so he can speak to the dude who was a complete dickhead to me without embarassing me.
5:46 PM Nov 19th
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Off Missouri for stop number 2 on the strange whirlwind Cowan US tour.
1:45 PM Nov 19th
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Minneapolis lunch date with Lauren! Three and a half years later!
10:19 AM Nov 19th
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