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  1. May I recommend a diabetic diet to anyone who wants to lose weight? Because it will even happen WHEN YOU'RE PREGNANT. Mama wants a cupcake.
  2. Knit knit knit, This American Life, purl purl purl, prick my finger, knit knit knit, drink some tea, purl purl purl, pee, repeat.
  3. @jordanabanana were actually late...Whatever happens, you'll totally handle it just fine - and again you're prolly safe! xo
  4. @jordanabanana Well, as long as you're not LATE and since most of the symptoms are usually the same - you're prolly safe! I thought you
  5. @jordanabanana Welp guess you'll either get your period or you won't! Take a drive to a different store? You're much more patient than I :)
  6. @jordanabanana Ok ok I know people keep asking you this, but are you SURE you're not preggo?? Have you taken a test? You sound like you are!
  7. Where's my errand boy who'll get me a grande, decaf, nonfat, sugar free vanilla latte? It may be missing all of the good things but I WANT.
  8. An evening in Labor and Delivery: http://bluejeanamy.blogspot...
  9. Stepped on scale and realized I actually *lost* weight on my trip. Pretty sure that's a bad thing? Inhaled a grilled cheese in penance.
  10. Back by the bay. Sad I'm not on a road trip, sneaking pie, but happy to be homey. NAPTIME.
  11. Bless you bless you bless you, first class. After the past coupla days mama needed this.
  12. Just had an internal exam - yes, that kind - in the guest bedroom. Friend as midwife = Priceless. And hilarious. And gooey.
  13. @kalen oh I'm hangin in lady - just a crazy coupla days. fun storyz to come! *drips sarcasm* ;)
  14. Dear Pregnancy, YOU ARE STRESSING ME OUT. Hearts!
  15. Insanely anxious. Jack Tripper makes it better.
  16. I love watching Clay dodge cats. They love him...he doesn't feel the same.
  17. @micalobe Back in Chitown again? What's the oh-casion?
  18. I like how Clay politely asks me to use the bathroom so he can speak to the dude who was a complete dickhead to me without embarassing me.
  19. Off Missouri for stop number 2 on the strange whirlwind Cowan US tour.
  20. Minneapolis lunch date with Lauren! Three and a half years later!