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bluefugate

  1. Is Cindy Sherman gradually transforming herself into Klaus Biesenbach and is it art? twitter.com/bluefugate/sta…
  2. Smiling, soaking wet guy driving down the Bruckner Expressway right now in a Mitsubishi Eclipse with the top down
  3. Have rewound tape >10x & still don't know what subject could be saying other than "dickweed." Seems out of both character & context though.
  4. Summer starts, celebrities die.
  5. Pretty lame to go through as many headphones as I do and still have only ever heard about 100 songs :(
  6. @mims But how often is often enough?!
  7. Angels are asexual, apparently. This is the type of fact you know either very deeply or not at all.
  8. "Which to eat and which to give to my wife... Split them? Ah, an experienced man! You must have been married many years!" #cafe #duh #scones
  9. Always best to consolidate suffering, so: on the bus, starving, dressed like a social worker, tracking changes.
  10. "Why am I getting the feeling you're trying to get us to have dinner w/in a block of your apartment?" - a shrewd girl near me, on the phone
  11. The phrase "watching Mr. Edwards watch himself lie" is a very efficient means for displacing whatever annoying song is stuck in your head.
  12. You're not a regular someplace until you forget your phone there enough times that they see you return and just wordlessly hand it over.
  13. @magicmolly Miss you twitter.com/bluefugate/sta…
  14. Can't say I'm surprised. This guy was acting weird all week :( twitter.com/bluefugate/sta…
  15. Aggressively ignoring psychotic queries deeply embedded within otherwise neutral emails.
  16. As usual, I'm surrounded on all sides by vegan drug addicts.
  17. Discussing coconut water types. Came up w/ the title for something (anything): "The Gunk of the Real". Geniuses &/or idiots, this is for you
  18. To calculate how much money you'll make selling books at the Strand, just add $2 to the cab fare it takes to get there.
  19. Preparing to read everything everyone else read last week. Space heater: low. Tuffet: high. General incredulity: medium.