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  1. They just had a Swifter commercial during Hoarding, I can't stop loling, hehe. 7:54 PM Dec 28th from txt
  2. Our agents infiltrating the Snuggie factory have been successfully placing explosives in every Snuggie made since the first of the year. 4:02 PM Dec 28th from Power Twitter
  3. my secret chili ingridient is puppies 5:05 PM Dec 25th from mobile web
  4. Wait, you can't get undressed in front of me on the morn of your saviors birthday? WTF? 12:17 PM Dec 25th from txt
  5. I have a Cheesy Gordita alibi. 7:01 AM Dec 25th from txt
  6. I am full of tacos, gymnastics, dissapoint, and overture. 7:09 PM Dec 24th from txt
  7. If it was a VeggieTales Movie, the New Testament would have been totally different. And maybe more metal. 5:59 PM Dec 24th from txt
  8. Yes, Virginia, there IS a http://uti.edu (but it won't stop the itching) 5:46 PM Dec 24th from txt
  9. Every holiday season, I like to watch Passion of the Christ, and then go out and make my own snuff film. 5:42 PM Dec 24th from txt
  10. Best Dethklok song name "Scuba Tank Filled With Fart" 5:39 PM Dec 24th from txt
  11. Quit being a dildon't and start being a dildo. Wait, I think I said that wrong. Or not. 5:37 PM Dec 24th from txt
  12. Despite getting to leave early from work, today was SO not metal. 5:25 PM Dec 24th from txt
  13. i am full of nachos and curiosity. 1:53 PM Dec 24th from web
  14. resin is like the methadone of pot RT @_420 smokin' some resin. hey its all i got. 11:38 AM Dec 24th from Power Twitter
  15. all this work i have to catch up on is making me feel all stabby. 10:10 AM Dec 24th from Power Twitter
  16. those 2 door-to-door hookers only wanted to talk about jesus. maybe they were prosthelytutes. whatever, more ear trophies for me. 10:08 AM Dec 24th from Power Twitter
  17. I'd torture a small puggle for these extreme winds to stop. SoCal weather isn't that extreme but my standards for weather are. 7:50 PM Dec 22nd from txt
  18. i plead the fifth of vodka. 6:08 PM Dec 22nd from web
  19. i am full of tacos and indifference. 4:57 PM Dec 22nd from web
  20. @slugworthy is awesome. got my dune joke. 1:33 AM Dec 22nd from mobile web