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  1. Wathing porn should be a solitary act, there's something seriously wrong with watching porn together with our own personal hard-on about 11 hours ago from UberTwitter
  2. In pursuit of happiness http://myloc.me/2qO1j about 18 hours ago from UberTwitter
  3. Making an idea of an annual 2010 that includes myself, not just the office http://myloc.me/2pdWS 6:23 PM Dec 27th from UberTwitter
  4. when do instant attraction happened? When money was first invented http://myloc.me/2p8G1 5:04 PM Dec 27th from UberTwitter
  5. @ulins well... Might as well make a name for it, no? Haha http://myloc.me/2nQAi 9:26 PM Dec 26th from UberTwitter in reply to ulins
  6. What do u call a guy who neither likes girls nor guys? Monosexual? 5:31 AM Dec 26th from UberTwitter
  7. @ulins oooohhhh, me likey good weekend... Tell me all about it... Drpd kyk gw nyangkut nganterin bokap, hiks 5:30 AM Dec 26th from UberTwitter in reply to ulins
  8. The ominous sign is when pants split open.... Yes, that's the moment when u know... You're just...not wearing good enough pants;-P gotcha 12:38 AM Dec 23rd from UberTwitter
  9. How on earth do you plan when you can't see further than 6 month away? http://myloc.me/2hom8 7:53 PM Dec 22nd from UberTwitter
  10. @ulins bad idea to start detox on a holiday, haha. What's on the detox menu? http://myloc.me/2hogt 7:52 PM Dec 22nd from UberTwitter in reply to ulins
  11. This jacking up and down thing is beginning to hurt... Hah, I'll better lwt somebody else do it next time and lay back http://myloc.me/22n4G 8:54 PM Dec 11th from UberTwitter
  12. A funny people line, I would totally friend you! http://myloc.me/20Uk6 6:40 PM Dec 10th from UberTwitter
  13. Watching greased lube, hey, that could be the new masturbation lubricant. Its fat free too http://myloc.me/1SzxB 3:57 AM Dec 4th from UberTwitter
  14. If somebody is going to ask how my life is, she better be hot. Else, she'll get tabascoed, by yours truly http://myloc.me/1RFn7 9:01 AM Dec 3rd from UberTwitter
  15. BB tweeting http://myloc.me/1QGkf 5:27 PM Dec 2nd from UberTwitter
  16. I check the stove, make sure its off. Outside in the car, I went back and check it again. In the end, guess what I didn't check. The oven 1:09 AM Nov 20th from UberTwitter
  17. This alter-ego thing is starting to make a whole lotta sense.... 6:27 PM Nov 19th from UberTwitter
  18. Its official. I'm bored out of my skull 6:25 PM Nov 19th from UberTwitter
  19. shhhh, palm against skins.... Its oddly horrifying. One should never wax their leather seats so much 5:06 AM Nov 19th from UberTwitter
  20. I think sex is just a way to fool everyone that you are not lonely. A real confident man ould just masturbate. 2:11 AM Nov 19th from UberTwitter