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BloodBathany

  1. Vote for #MonAnon in this @NexTv contest: MyNexTV.com/web Click the Shortcut to the Finals box, search for Joseph Heath, then vote!
  2. Watch this: http://blip.tv/file/4266411 Or skip to the good (me) stuff: http://blip.tv/file/4318786
  3. So @Aleon_ made me this. http://public5.tektek.org/img/av/1010/d31/1709/4777820.png Kinda wanna spend some alone time with myself. Rawr.
  4. All I seem to talk about lately is bands... Speaking of... Analytical Rooster? Not as good as expected.
  5. can't decide if that's the good kind of cheesy or the ban kind of cheesy.
  6. heard in chat: "they say call 911 at the first sight of a stroke. well you better go get your phone cuz im strokin it right now"
  7. @FullMoonSeth Wow, bro. Even your dreams are lame.
  8. We're rocking out to Slacker Gerbil's "I wanna murder it with a grapefruit spoon". Barry White, kiss my ass. Things are about to get freaky.
  9. Hanging out with a couple dressed all medieval. Appparently they've been out larping.
  10. Going to see Windmill of Fingernails tonight. They better rock.
  11. @Notaghost I met 'em. They don't just sound a bit behind the times, they pretty much act like it's still 1993. It's kinda funny in person.
  12. @InvincibleBob Is that the vampire movie with all those used-to-be hot guys in it?
  13. @GNavelbanish Holy crap dude. Tell Marge I'm her biggest fan!
  14. VRRM!VRRM!VRRM!BUZZZZZ! mmmm lovly noises.
  15. now whered I put that pink limpy...
  16. bob and wendy gone gess i'll just play with myself now #sexymetiems
  17. imma get bob and wndy to kiss. smoochiesmochiesmoochie #sexytiems
  18. more dirnking!more dancing!marthon!
  19. @InvincibleBob I'm crazy drunk and plan on getting more so. You feel like bringing your marathon over here?
  20. @InvincibleBob Name's Wendy. We met last night. Black hair. Snazzy dresser.