blondone78
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Life is a series of moments and the only one that's real is the one you're in. Be happy right now and you're happy, period. You choose.
6:59 PM May 25th
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People are only going to let you see a glimpse of who they really are. If you want to know the rest, you've got to fucking earn it.
6:16 PM May 24th
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I don't get drunk, I get awesome!
7:17 PM May 22nd
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Sometimes the person you'd take a bullet for is the person behind the trigger.
12:48 PM May 20th
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Lemme carry all your stuff, so you don't have to bring your purse. Even though that's what purses are meant for.
1:23 PM May 20th
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@ the yellow one never broke
The wooden broke on me too many times
5:00 PM May 20th
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in reply to realchriscoyne
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Temptation is my second best friend..drinking is first.
3:27 PM May 18th
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@ it's actually pretty good in a bloody Mary too
7:28 PM May 18th
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in reply to SexCigarsBooze
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A good life is when you assume nothing, do more, need less, smile often, dream big, laugh a lot and realize how blessed you are.
6:48 PM May 18th
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The quality of everything we do: our physical actions, our verbal actions, and even our mental actions, depends on our motivation.
2:32 AM May 16th
via web
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@ amen
6:30 PM May 15th
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in reply to clarkekant
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Instead of blaming video games, TV, internet, movies and teachers, why not blame your shitty kid's problems on your lousy, lousy parenting?
6:25 PM May 15th
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Blackjacking it up in monte Carlo
4:06 PM May 13th
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@ @ I would love that! Bonsoir
1:07 PM May 9th
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in reply to MissTLCWorld
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"Dear North Carolina, I can still marry my cousin though, right? Nice." *High five*
9:02 PM May 8th
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Breaking: North Carolina almost discovers wheel.
8:47 PM May 8th
via web
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"Dear North Carolina" HIPSTERS NEXT
8:45 PM May 8th
via Tweetlogix
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It only takes one word to hurt a child's feelings...
Don't
10:14 AM May 5th
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“@: You want to know if "Cinco de Mayo" always happens on May 5th?... ”
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5:07 PM May 5th
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This is great! Stop charging 50 bucks rt & everyone won't bring black roller carry on luggage
And a muffin
Ha ha
5:05 PM May 5th
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in reply to AmericanAir
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- Name jan
- Location New York
- Bio live it
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