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blondernthinner

  1. Enjoying the Quarry in BG, my favorite fake lake. 1:58 PM May 27th via txt
  2. Drunk girl to guy walking her home: "Where do I live?" Oh, college towns. 11:42 PM May 12th via txt
  3. The Laurac does romance with thrift shopping and Olive Garden. 2:13 PM May 12th via txt
  4. Trrivia has been bumped to next week, mateys! 5:23 PM May 11th via txt
  5. BTWs, @sharon_needles is my wonderfully morbid hero forever and ever amen #dragrace 10:36 AM Apr 30th via web
  6. Downtown BG: fire truck, cops, and cheering crowds. Where the fuck do I live? 11:24 PM Apr 28th via txt
  7. Every single person involved in the creation of the "MCWIFEY" license plate I saw on the Chicago Skyway deserves to be smacked. 4:41 PM Apr 22nd via txt
  8. My cam walker injury boot didn't prevent me from rocking karaoke at Rockford's Rue Marche. I will also take credit for preventing a fight. 12:36 AM Apr 22nd via txt
  9. Road trip = Lauren sings across Indiana. 1:02 PM Apr 20th via txt
  10. Hotel restaurant menu features something called "Kentucky Hot Brown." What is this place? 1:33 PM Mar 10th via txt
  11. @rotwag I saw that shit. It's pretty amazing, but I'm too embarrassed to actually listen to the tracks. 10:16 PM Mar 5th via web in reply to rotwag
  12. I'm just going to start calling them "drunkergrads". #tuesdaynightkaraoke 11:24 PM Feb 28th via txt
  13. I got a $3 bill from my dentist in the mail. Apparently my dentist is the grown-up paperboy from "Better off Dead." 4:16 PM Feb 10th via web
  14. Note to self: Chris Cornell and Dave Navarro are not the same person. 2:17 PM Jan 28th via txt
  15. I'm so glad the little CGI Republican people CNN is using to explain caucusing are basically all white. Accuracy in the details! 4:25 PM Jan 3rd via web
  16. Part of a group pulled out of line to go through security INSIDE th airport hotel. #Flyingonxmaseve 4:37 AM Dec 24th, 2011 via txt
  17. Post-semester karaoke to start soon! 7:56 PM Dec 17th, 2011 via txt
  18. I am decreasingly motivated by school deadlines, but in consequential business, the NYPD should totally fucking #FreeJohnKnefel. 11:46 PM Dec 12th, 2011 via web
  19. Leaving karaoke and I've got both shoe polish and student papers in my purse. 11:25 PM Dec 3rd, 2011 via txt
  20. Shared more detail than necessary with students about how my cold/cough voice was probs not helped by Sat's karaoke. #nolongergivingashit 11:11 AM Nov 28th, 2011 via web