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  1. http://favstar.fm/users/Wad... @WadetoBlack needs just one to make his second 100*. nudge, nudge, wink wink. about 9 hours ago from web
  2. I googled myself without lubricant. (Carey Fisher on Letterman) about 10 hours ago from web
  3. http://favstar.fm/users/swa... Give a first 50* to @swamibooba It's a good one! about 11 hours ago from web
  4. FUCK CANCER WITH A SPIKED, FISH-HOOKED DILDO. about 11 hours ago from web
  5. If I could be any vegetable, I would be corn on the cob because then I could be slathered in butter and men would like to nibble on me. about 14 hours ago from web
  6. @rememberknow Well, get on over here. about 16 hours ago from web in reply to rememberknow
  7. "petting the cat" about 16 hours ago from web
  8. If I write you a love poem, will you read me with your hands. about 18 hours ago from web
  9. Apparently you can also use whipped cream for desserts. Who knew? about 19 hours ago from web
  10. @penbleth I would like to get stuffed with white OR dark meat. about 20 hours ago from web in reply to penbleth
  11. The way to a man's heart is through his dick. about 20 hours ago from web
  12. He told me to feel his pain. It was HUGE ;P about 23 hours ago from web
  13. Does this ass make me look totally hot? about 24 hours ago from web
  14. I really want to make out with some eggs benedict ;P 9:55 AM Nov 24th from web
  15. I'm so clumsy. I keep tripping over my own feet and falling into men's beds. 11:02 PM Nov 23rd from web
  16. Starring like crazy and none have stuck. So fuck the stars. 8:31 PM Nov 23rd from web
  17. I was disappointed. When he said he wanted to go down under, I thought he meant we're going to Australia.Oh well, his version was kinda fun. 7:29 PM Nov 23rd from web
  18. @alsocan Bring me back a brawny Aztec. 7:12 PM Nov 23rd from web in reply to alsocan
  19. No bra: a soft pillow for your weary head. The right bra: a shelf for drinks. Fellas? 6:13 PM Nov 23rd from web
  20. "Madam, I'm Adam." Palindrome or the first cheesy pick-up line? 1:23 PM Nov 23rd from web