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  1. I give Atlantis a 7.9 on her backflip. Kinda wobbly on the port thrusters, but she stuck the landing.
  2. Summon the Mousse: Hey, remember the '80's? http://wp.me/pc73N-yP
  3. @museumpunk Don't forget to THINK TALL... ACT TALL... TALK TALL... BAKE TALL... SHOP TALL... SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST TALL, and FART TALL.
  4. Saw Titanic this weekend, for I always keep up with cultural trends. Still processing massive disappointment and Winslet-directed furor.
  5. Aunt Beth issues a full Halloween report: http://wp.me/pc73N-yE
  6. Going to an 80s party next week. Trying to figure out how to poof my bangs when I haven't had any since 2001.
  7. Women's College Moment of the Day: The officer who took down the Ft. Hood shooter was FEMALE. Well done, Lady With a Gun.
  8. Stunning photo essay following a soldier from recruitment to deployment: http://tinyurl.com/oa9xvd. What an epic FAIL of a soldier I'd be.
  9. Pulled back the curtains of my hotel room to find a direct view of the inside of a conference room.I do hope PowerPoint's on the agenda.
  10. As a Cincinnatian,I am legally required to join in touting the virtues of Cleveland: http://tinyurl.com/cdne7g AND http://tinyurl.com/cu69xe
  11. Happiness:Carrying a 65 pound 3 yr old in a Thomas the Tank Engine costume up a hill.Did I mention the hill?Oh,and that a hill was involved?
  12. @DonnieWahlberg This Is It,I'm really happy for you,and I'ma let u finish,but HANGIN' TOUGH LIVE was the best concert happening OF ALL TIME.
  13. Did you know you're supposed to be grateful for bran? And party hats? Also Bono? BE GRATEFUL DAMMIT: http://tinyurl.com/yjnptv4
  14. It's a good day. Heard on the radio: "Pac Man Fever." Where have all the good arcade-based epic poems gone?
  15. Jim The Child Nephew:"Sam's still here."Apparently his newborn brother has yet to form the ability to hail a cab: http://tinyurl.com/yzwqlmc
  16. The "Guest Services" binder in the hotel I'm staying in lists, as a tourist attraction, the hotel ACROSS THE HIGHWAY. Should I be scared?
  17. RT @jimgaffigan If men were in charge of babies...no such thing as baby clothes."I don't care if that outfit is adorable.It's too much work"
  18. I see that the city of Tampa has just given up entirely and decided to export the Bucs.
  19. Looks like I"ll no longer be able to put off seeing The Most Important Movie Ever Made EVER: RT@billcorbett:Yep, next Rifftrax is TITANIC.
  20. Isn't that nice? The shuttle Atlantis has a little friend: http://blondechampagne.word...