blogsnroses
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On the biggest party night of the year, I am totally going to stuff my bird in a bird while listening to KISS' Rock N' Roll All Nite
about 2 hours ago
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My dog tore into my mom's Christmas present. Remember her peach suction cup dildo? BAD DOG!
about 15 hours ago
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Want some free shit: Tom Petty tix: , Xbox360: , FlipCam:
about 22 hours ago
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Worst birthday ever! My meek menopause maiden MILF is menstruating. Now I'm masturbating while twatting. Who wants to cyber twat? A/s/l?
6:41 PM Nov 23rd
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Slaving over a hot oven today so you can all eat my cock (cake) tommorrow. I have been jizzing in a mason jar for icing. Its my moms recipe
6:58 AM Nov 22nd
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My birthday is Monday. I'm baking myself a cock cake so I can watch all of you eat my delicious cock.
10:41 AM Nov 21st
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Totally going to give my swinging boss' wife a Dizzy Gillespie tonight. Bring them into the 00's sexually.
3:53 PM Nov 20th
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You used to call "eating a girl on her period," "getting your red wings." I will now call it "becoming Edward Cullen."
10:44 AM Nov 20th
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Nailed a few underage teens last night at the New Moon midnight show. Dressed like werewolf, the girls were screaming, I came in their hair.
7:44 AM Nov 20th
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Through the woods to Grandmom's house we go. My grandmom is a whore, so the wood is a euphemism for all the hard dicks I pass on the way.
8:47 AM Nov 19th
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There needs to be a sexual version of wind beneath my wings. Perhaps the breath beneath my taint as sung by Vaneesa Williams.
5:16 AM Nov 19th
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Just found out an old boss of mine is a swinger. I'm going to be nailing his wife this weekend.
5:55 AM Nov 18th
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For Xmas I bought my mom her favorite color dildo, peach. Has a suction cup so she can affix it to a hard surface. I'M the BEST SON EVER!
10:38 AM Nov 17th
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Win Free Tix to the Dirty Pearls show in NYC courtesy of us. The answer to the last question is bruises. Rock on
4:54 PM Nov 16th
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I swear officer, it was a Rage Against the Machine song called Calm like a bomb. I don't ACTUALLY have a bomb. Airports are so uptight now.
10:38 AM Nov 16th
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I accidentally snorted kitty litter. Am I going to die? Should I seek medical help?
9:20 PM Nov 14th
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Listenining to my advance copy of Tiny Songs from the Vatican in key Metal from the Pope Awesome stuff Go to our site to learn more about it
4:54 AM Nov 14th
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I just burped the beginning of Nobodys Real by Powerman 5000. It was unintentional and brought back memories of the burnt rubber pussy I ate
4:03 PM Nov 13th
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@ didn't last too long as he was on stage with Joe Perry in NYC. They performed Walk this Way.
9:07 AM Nov 11th
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Found my ex gf pulling a train at the YMCA. Guess it's not just for gay men. The more you know!
9:04 AM Nov 11th
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- Name Blogs N' Roses
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