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RT @: Old enough to know how to spell guitar. RT @: @ how old are you stupid
3:04 PM Nov 23rd
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Asked hubby when he outgrew his star wars obsession. He pauses and says; "I haven't"
2:51 PM Nov 11th
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three weeks before Thanksgiving and I'm starting to see the wisdom in Polygamy. I need to get me a wife.
6:45 PM Nov 10th
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RT @ By my count, Jim Carrey only has one more iconic Christmas role to ruin. Two, if you include baby Jesus.
6:26 PM Nov 3rd
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@ I love the fact that you are the only other person I know who has seen Young Frankenstein enough times to quote it. Love you!
8:13 AM Oct 31st
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in reply to austinbaylor
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3 YO Max kicks me out of the bathroom stall and says; "I got this under control". They grow up so fast.
6:54 AM Oct 29th
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RT@tonyhawk girl at restaurant: "Are you Tony Hawk?" me: "Yes." her: "Why?" I had no idea how to answer.
3:01 PM Oct 26th
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I've got 6 half-baked blog ideas and yet none of them full-baked. If I could just find the pilot light to my brain
1:43 PM Oct 16th
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@ send it back to Microsoft and they will send you a new xbox - just call them and request a service #.
5:49 PM Oct 14th
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in reply to langfordperry
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@ My hubby gave my 3YO son his entire collection of Star Wars action figures from 1978. My son now wants to be Boba Fett
8:08 AM Oct 10th
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in reply to dooce
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RT @: In tough times, people tend to cut back on resume envelope glitter. Zig while others zag, people. Load that baby up.
6:55 PM Oct 5th
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RT @ DadGoneMad I don't play Fantasy hockey, but if I did I would name my team Honey Nut Chelios.
2:11 PM Oct 2nd
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@ chicken enchiladas or spaghetti with salad or taco casserole
3:47 PM Sep 28th
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in reply to SeagullFountain
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Looks like the females dominate. Baby #3 is a girl!
7:58 AM Sep 24th
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@ Call yourself Hemingway and I think you've got a good costume.
7:52 PM Sep 23rd
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in reply to SomethingGirl
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@ Do Canadians usually smell like maple syrup? Might be important to know
7:06 PM Sep 23rd
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in reply to SomethingGirl
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Why is there braille on drive-thru ATM's? This makes me moderately concerned about the people driving cars.
4:50 PM Sep 22nd
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This has been a weird day. Seriously, like is it a full moon or something?
7:24 PM Sep 21st
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Dude - crappiest day ever. Only good thing? watching America's Funniest Home Videos with my kids. Yeah, it was that bad.
5:41 PM Sep 21st
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@ baby hasn't been born yet, but this will be my first time using a sling. I bought both a 3 & 4.
9:54 AM Sep 20th
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in reply to Hotslings
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