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  1. Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be understood.
  2. Life is as tedious as a twice-told tale vexing the dull ear of a drowsy man.
  3. Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it.
  4. Using Twitter in the wrong way does not get any traffic to make money: http://snipr.com/qdnzm
  5. Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.
  6. I sold my house this week. I got a pretty good price for it, but it made my landlord mad as hell.
  7. Personally, I don't think there's intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one?
  8. Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique and not too much imagination.
  9. Life is like an onion; you peel off one layer at a time and sometimes you weep.
  10. Live every day as if it were your last, because one of these days you will be right.
  11. First Time I Used This Method, It Changed My Life Forever: http://snipr.com/qdnzl
  12. Life is just one damned thing after another.
  13. When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.
  14. Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is.
  15. Never ascribe to malice, that which can be explained by incompetence.
  16. The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, youre still a rat.
  17. Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it.
  18. Don't pay for your gas any longer... Instead, the government will pay YOU!: http://short.to/mxcz
  19. Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn�t.
  20. The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.