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  1. @MelDubs hahahaha i guess ya need context
  2. @blunted215 yo i just took a piss on cialis and the piss spread out in a curlyFan like I picked up an 'F' weapon in Contra
  3. @aribotsford Yeah but your mom is special
  4. @SarahMorrison though if you ever REALLY brought a black dude home your parents would shake like Michael J Fox in a strobe light factory
  5. @SarahMorrison I thought you'd never ask
  6. RT @PGoedi: @blognigger muslim women, no, but hasidic ones. [yeah, same shit]
  7. @kgp0121 what are you talking about- the burqua is the cloth of liberation, remember?
  8. Ever look at a serious Muslim woman walking with her 4 kids and think, 'you've had a dick in you at least 4 times.'
  9. Apple products are like my wife and her mother: your life is nice and simple as long as you do everything 100% their way
  10. @Twaggot i think it's laura lynnie but whatever
  11. @Twaggot I didn't want to like it but it's hard to switch off - esp. if your parents were divorced it kinda hits home.
  12. @MzStarrBurst shit, i fell for it and clicked your pic. my daughter was behind me and now her self-image is fucked for life
  13. @tyhardaway quick, does coffee make your balls swell?
  14. #flatulent_friday son http://twitpic.com/ojezj
  15. Disregard last tweet- I told my pops that if Matsui won MVP of the series, he could send one tweet from my iPhone.
  16. My wife never took my last name for one simple reason: I'm a gigantic pussy.
  17. Good thing Obama aint from the PJs - imagine those relatives comin out the woodwork? Shit'd make MC Hammer look like Webster.
  18. Obama's brother comin out the woodwork? Shit, times are tough for my man and the last thing he needs is the black Roger Clinton
  19. @pittswiley nah b, totally different. This is Dahmer Style Hannibal Lecter shit, not some glorified, innovative drive-by
  20. Confirmed in Cleveland: Black people shattered ANOTHER barrier in 2009: our first REAL serial killer! Watch yo ass, NHL!