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  1. If you want to learn about blogging check out the Bloggers Monthly website bloggersmonthly.com fb.me/MpVtZxXZ
  2. How are we all doing out there peeps?
  3. At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.
  4. Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
  5. If idiots could fly this place would be an airport.
  6. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
  7. You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead.
  8. Two eyebrows are better than one.
  9. I don't necessarily agree with everything I say.
  10. Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
  11. All the treasure in the world is worthless, unless you have someone to share it with.
  12. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your mouth is moving.
  13. Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
  14. Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
  15. Dancing is a vertical manifestation of a horizontal desire.
  16. Don't look now, but there's one too many in this room and I think it's you.
  17. If a leper gives you the finger, do you have to give it back?
  18. Puritans should wear fig leaves on their eyes. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec
  19. I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
  20. Critic is a legless man who teaces other people to run Channing Pollock