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  1. Just a reminder that the year is 2009, and white people talking to black people is still a controversial issue in the... http://bit.ly/Pzsypabout 3 hours ago from twitterfeed
  2. So, to all you Slovenians, I apologize profusely for the invidious comparison of our health systems. Yet I still donâ. http://bit.ly/9jpoBabout 18 hours ago from twitterfeed
  3. I’m not much for slippery slope arguments, but when we’re buried in mud at the bottom of a slope, it might be pr... http://bit.ly/1i3dJjabout 21 hours ago from twitterfeed
  4. So, to sum up: your decision to own a not-penis is going to cost you. http://bit.ly/3mx9oP10:06 AM Nov 9th from twitterfeed
  5. Because otherwise in order to get something pretty good for the men and children of this country we allowed the Catho... http://bit.ly/Vz7fj11:40 AM Nov 8th from twitterfeed
  6. Does this shit work the same in Saudi Arabia? Because I can’t wait for those M-fckers to be taken down by their ema... http://bit.ly/H9VMM4:07 PM Nov 7th from twitterfeed
  7. Knock, knock!Who’s there?Joe.Joe who?Joe Lieberman.Get off my doorstep, you asshole. http://bit.ly/UAm3I4:02 AM Nov 7th from twitterfeed
  8. I guess it somehow makes sense that a smiling phallic cuke would step into a tub full of pee; maybe the urine brine ... http://bit.ly/447s1H4:01 PM Nov 6th from twitterfeed
  9. So, the conundrum continues. Do Republicans keep their word, unveil a bad bill, and give Dems a giant bull’s eye, ... http://bit.ly/42Ppzu4:00 AM Nov 6th from twitterfeed
  10. Customers they see as resources, but in the same sense of the word as coal companies use it when they look at mountai... http://bit.ly/5F2b94:01 PM Nov 5th from twitterfeed
  11. Mayor Michael R. Bloomberg, whose campaign has spent $322,521 on food, treated Colin Powell to a hot dog on Friday. http://bit.ly/2dMpnl2:43 PM Nov 4th from twitterfeed
  12. There are days when I wish the New York Times would hurry up and go bankrupt. http://bit.ly/2MjFCy4:02 PM Nov 3rd from twitterfeed
  13. And if, for example, that house organ to the powerful, The Washington Post has to rely on work like that George Wil... http://bit.ly/19yTl54:02 PM Nov 2nd from twitterfeed
  14. I’m going to go ahead and be graphic here and say that shoving a piece of cardboard up your vag is the opposite of... http://bit.ly/2cRrTO4:01 PM Nov 1st from twitterfeed
  15. There’s a nip in the air and my house is full of mutant fucking squash. http://bit.ly/QaSi99:03 AM Nov 1st from twitterfeed
  16. We live in a world where there are actual fleets of robot assassins patrolling the skies. At some point there, we le... http://bit.ly/28PXUK4:01 PM Oct 31st from twitterfeed
  17. At what point, exactly, do these witches “pray over” candy? At the factory? In the wholesale warehouses? At the ... http://bit.ly/1FhULY9:02 AM Oct 31st from twitterfeed
  18. I’m sure a zombie Birch Bayh would have to be an improvement on the corporate zombie Evan. http://bit.ly/IrLdG10:17 PM Oct 30th from twitterfeed
  19. There are malevolent and contrary forces in the universe, and it sucks when it’s your turn to entertain them. http://bit.ly/2YKrwJ4:02 PM Oct 30th from twitterfeed
  20. The realization startles him and he rushes to the bathroom where he vomits what look like rose petals. Then it gets ... http://bit.ly/3u7WrG4:02 PM Oct 30th from twitterfeed