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  1. The future’s a bummer. http://bit.ly/5CiSZi 4:03 PM Dec 31st, 2009 via twitterfeed
  2. We like lists because we don’t want to die. http://bit.ly/6vmrUr 4:01 PM Dec 30th, 2009 via twitterfeed
  3. P&G isn’t talking, but we suspect the cloyingly repulsive taste of NyQuil is to ensure that you can swallow a tab... http://bit.ly/4ZGOyb 2:03 PM Dec 30th, 2009 via twitterfeed
  4. It’s more like…it’s more like a guy on the beach with a metal detector who walks over to you and says, “I f... http://bit.ly/6aDuK8 2:04 PM Dec 29th, 2009 via twitterfeed
  5. You’d think that somebody with a direct line to the Almighty, and tapped by Jesus to save mankind on Earth, would... http://bit.ly/5QOXxZ 4:01 PM Dec 28th, 2009 via twitterfeed
  6. Only one carry on? No electronics for the first hour of flight? I wish that, just once, some terrorist would try so... http://bit.ly/7rH0Ee 10:01 AM Dec 28th, 2009 via twitterfeed
  7. He couldn’t have looked more out of touch in those pictures if he was wearing his clothes backwards like Kriss Kross. http://bit.ly/6h9xoM 4:04 PM Dec 27th, 2009 via twitterfeed
  8. What you do, instead, is you fix your fucking shitty ass network you fucking shit-eating-grin-wearing hillbilly ass... http://bit.ly/4XPrpN 4:01 PM Dec 26th, 2009 via twitterfeed
  9. There comes a time in every science writer’s career when one must write about glass duck vaginas and explosive du... http://bit.ly/76hR4d 10:01 AM Dec 26th, 2009 via twitterfeed
  10. Don’t they care that the product they’re defending is basically shit? http://bit.ly/5xejlG 4:03 PM Dec 25th, 2009 via twitterfeed
  11. Physicists who want to protect traditional Christmas realize that the only way to keep from changing Christmas is n... http://bit.ly/57gcuK 10:02 AM Dec 24th, 2009 via twitterfeed
  12. While I should have felt guilt over being such an integral part of this deception, I was only 25, so the part of my... http://bit.ly/4txgYt 4:02 AM Dec 24th, 2009 via twitterfeed
  13. Does he keep writing about the same woman because he’s too lazy to find someone else, or because he can’t find ... http://bit.ly/6Qphzo 4:02 PM Dec 23rd, 2009 via twitterfeed
  14. HEY LOOK I made a list of my top 10 records of 2009 Just in time for you to add to your Christmas list, or spend yo... http://bit.ly/8mIj34 4:02 PM Dec 23rd, 2009 via twitterfeed
  15. Voters don’t actually know anything. This is widely understood and constitutes one of the few points on which pol... http://bit.ly/5Iu94x 4:02 PM Dec 22nd, 2009 via twitterfeed
  16. “History has shown than when people listen to my music, money tends to flow to bartenders, race tracks, late nigh... http://bit.ly/67D7ah 4:02 PM Dec 21st, 2009 via twitterfeed
  17. For instance, if you want a small blue rug go into the shop and ask to see all the red rugs with green backgrounds,... http://bit.ly/73hcd4 10:02 AM Dec 21st, 2009 via twitterfeed
  18. New Age beliefs are the Creationism of the Progressives. http://bit.ly/877qVy 4:03 PM Dec 20th, 2009 via twitterfeed
  19. Science is alchemy: it turns shit into gold. http://bit.ly/4XNIDt 4:02 PM Dec 19th, 2009 via twitterfeed
  20. So I say this with all due respect to all the good, smart, tough hard-working reporters out there: we’ll be bette... http://bit.ly/787fEh 4:01 PM Dec 18th, 2009 via twitterfeed