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The future’s a bummer.
4:03 PM Dec 31st, 2009
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We like lists because we don’t want to die.
4:01 PM Dec 30th, 2009
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P&G isn’t talking, but we suspect the cloyingly repulsive taste of NyQuil is to ensure that you can swallow a tab...
2:03 PM Dec 30th, 2009
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It’s more like…it’s more like a guy on the beach with a metal detector who walks over to you and says, “I f...
2:04 PM Dec 29th, 2009
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You’d think that somebody with a direct line to the Almighty, and tapped by Jesus to save mankind on Earth, would...
4:01 PM Dec 28th, 2009
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Only one carry on? No electronics for the first hour of flight? I wish that, just once, some terrorist would try so...
10:01 AM Dec 28th, 2009
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He couldn’t have looked more out of touch in those pictures if he was wearing his clothes backwards like Kriss Kross.
4:04 PM Dec 27th, 2009
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What you do, instead, is you fix your fucking shitty ass network you fucking shit-eating-grin-wearing hillbilly ass...
4:01 PM Dec 26th, 2009
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There comes a time in every science writer’s career when one must write about glass duck vaginas and explosive du...
10:01 AM Dec 26th, 2009
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Don’t they care that the product they’re defending is basically shit?
4:03 PM Dec 25th, 2009
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Physicists who want to protect traditional Christmas realize that the only way to keep from changing Christmas is n...
10:02 AM Dec 24th, 2009
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While I should have felt guilt over being such an integral part of this deception, I was only 25, so the part of my...
4:02 AM Dec 24th, 2009
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Does he keep writing about the same woman because he’s too lazy to find someone else, or because he can’t find ...
4:02 PM Dec 23rd, 2009
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HEY LOOK I made a list of my top 10 records of 2009 Just in time for you to add to your Christmas list, or spend yo...
4:02 PM Dec 23rd, 2009
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Voters don’t actually know anything. This is widely understood and constitutes one of the few points on which pol...
4:02 PM Dec 22nd, 2009
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“History has shown than when people listen to my music, money tends to flow to bartenders, race tracks, late nigh...
4:02 PM Dec 21st, 2009
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For instance, if you want a small blue rug go into the shop and ask to see all the red rugs with green backgrounds,...
10:02 AM Dec 21st, 2009
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New Age beliefs are the Creationism of the Progressives.
4:03 PM Dec 20th, 2009
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Science is alchemy: it turns shit into gold.
4:02 PM Dec 19th, 2009
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So I say this with all due respect to all the good, smart, tough hard-working reporters out there: we’ll be bette...
4:01 PM Dec 18th, 2009
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