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blobert

  1. Kentucky Derby, Preakness winner's trainer suspended for administering Roger Clemens' blood to horses. about 16 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  2. If you're not already on holiday, you're doing it wrong. about 16 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  3. I'm sure someone's already asked this about the movie Battleship, but where were all the hot women before? 6:38 PM May 24th via Twitterrific
  4. Dear Houston, Your taxis suck. Thank You. 4:09 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
  5. @Favstar Suuuuuu-hur-hurrrr. That's what Favrd used to say. 8:43 AM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Favstar
  6. @inthefade Like I always say, "If all else fails, compare it to KC." 8:42 AM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to inthefade
  7. @cravenheart Probably have to get up and pee during your post pee nap. 8:38 AM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to cravenheart
  8. Still counting crows. 8:37 AM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
  9. It's morning. Do you know where your coffee is? 4:45 AM May 24th via Twitter for iPad
  10. Far be it from me to question Mitt Romney's composition, but I do have concerns about where Dr. Frankenstein sourced his parts. 1:49 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
  11. I just wiped with Facebook stock and you know, it was softer than the major leading brand. 1:40 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
  12. Never follow your heart. It'll just flop around a few times then things get dark really fast. 11:05 AM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
  13. Breaking News: School girl perfects method for swatting mosquitos. huff.to/K8ATUG via @huffingtonpost 6:43 PM May 22nd via HuffingtonPostiPad
  14. I'm not saying Mitt Romney eats puppies but have you ever seen Mitt Romney and a puppy in the same place at the same time? 7:38 PM May 21st via Twitterrific
  15. When you're a hammer, everything else looks like nothing. Hammers are blind. 2:08 PM May 21st via Twitter for iPhone
  16. If you own Facebook stock, please update your status to "Broke." 2:03 PM May 21st via Twitter for iPhone
  17. @RexHuppke Not my boss. We talked it out and he agreed to become more civil. What happened to him after the car rolled off the cliff? Meh. 8:21 AM May 21st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to RexHuppke
  18. According to the CDC, 1-in-4 adolescents equals the other 3 put together. 8:16 AM May 21st via Twitter for iPhone
  19. I'm sexy and I know it. 4:18 PM May 20th via Twitterrific
  20. Dear Soccer Fan, When someone loses a spleen, THEN you can call it football. 2:42 PM May 19th via Twitter for iPhone