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  1. Jon Bon Jovi was injured during his Today Show concert when an excited fan threw their walker at the stage. 8:33 AM Nov 25th from web
  2. FuckYeah USA. http://blobert.tumblr.com/p... 8:28 AM Nov 25th from web
  3. President Obama to pardon the turkey... Turkey is coming out in cuffs right now and... OMG! The turkey's been shot by Jack Ruby! 8:26 AM Nov 25th from web
  4. I know I’m kinda new to living in the states again but can you please tell me how to get: 1) Swine flu shot; and 2) iPhone Shut up. 7:29 AM Nov 25th from web
  5. Saying good bye in Jakarta has something to do with hangovers and “EREH TRESNI”… according to this butt cheek tattoo I just discovered. 7:20 AM Nov 25th from web
  6. #imthankfulfor #cheatingexcuses, Adam Lambert, and #eggplant #memesentencegenerator 7:05 AM Nov 25th from web
  7. Now that I'm not living in Asia anymore, do I have to stop referring to myself as "Asianese"? 7:02 AM Nov 25th from web
  8. This trip back home just in time for Thanksgiving brought to you by 30-hour ass-cramping plane rides. 7:01 AM Nov 25th from web
  9. Bon Jovi’s Today Show performance brought to you by Super Poly-Grip. 6:57 AM Nov 25th from web
  10. You wouldn’t say that if my pants were on. Humph… preachers. 7:45 AM Nov 21st from HootSuite
  11. People living in glass houses shouldn’t throw swingers parties. 7:20 AM Nov 21st from HootSuite
  12. I can lick my own earlobes. Keeping them out of my mouth while I sleep is the hard part. 7:05 AM Nov 21st from HootSuite
  13. Ever get that feeling you were being washed? 6:45 AM Nov 21st from HootSuite
  14. Finally finished packing up the house. Next up, friend good-bye drink-a-thons. 4:59 AM Nov 21st from web
  15. No, I'm not smelling your finger. 4:58 AM Nov 21st from web
  16. Do I watch this Lethal Weapon marathon or examine my moles for shape and texture changes? Both are a result of exposure to the 80's. 4:50 AM Nov 21st from web
  17. I don't understand why everyone's in a stir about Sarah Palin's Going Rogue. It was Penthouse's best pictorial yet. 6:24 PM Nov 17th from web
  18. A beer NOW? Oh well, it's 10am somewhere. 6:04 PM Nov 17th from web
  19. Thank god you’re here. Help me hold down this hobo. He won’t let me take his kidneys. #whenthemormonsknock 6:02 PM Nov 17th from web
  20. @GSouder Or Bart might be well-dressed and fabulous, rocking a mansion in LA with his boy-toy Millhouse. 6:02 PM Nov 17th from web in reply to GSouder
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