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  1. @TimOfLegend Good luck with the VGAs tonight -- hope you bring home an army of painted monkeys!
  2. 6am at a pub for the final 3RRR community radio breakfast show for the year. It's open air, it's cold, some kid has a Snuggie. Want.
  3. A kid at my nephew’s school is spreading the truth about Santa, like a miniature, bible-wielding Penn & Teller. The wet blanket of truth.
  4. 4 metres tall, 48 frets. Brütal! http://tweetphoto.com/6044799
  5. When you're about to fly, cute cartoon icons of clouds and lightning become a lot less cute.
  6. I came, I saw, and I dub Fortitude Valley the SAME suburb-sized crack den I know and love. Beer time at Ric's, TOOTOOOT!
  7. Watching TV in a cafe, waiting for a friend. What's Ash from Evil Dead doing in a family-like midday movie? Will the chainsaw come soon?
  8. Off to check out Fortitude Valley , once our major hang out, now apparently a suburb-sized crack den. "...walk thru the Valley of Death..."
  9. At what point did my reaction to a hot day forecast go from, "Awesome: BEACH!" to "Awesome: LAUNDRY!"?
  10. @samhouston Cheers, mate, it's my ultimate job. I've never used a ukulele in a job app b4, and I won't do again; it was a DF exclusive. :)
  11. @samhouston Hey, Sam! HR at Double Fine asked me for more info yesterday, so I'm hoping that's a sign that the application is still live. :)
  12. Hey, my Double Fine app/German radio interview is up on the Jump Radio site! Checkit: http://tinyurl.com/DF-Uke-Radio
  13. Greensleeves through the beat-up sound system of an ice-cream van. Pulse races like a cheetah, spotting a gazelle. Coins, shoes... it's ON.
  14. The Jump Radio interview will go to air in Germany this Friday at 2.40pm. German speakers are encouraged to give me a rough translation! :)
  15. @Xhristo Ha! We'd have to have it translated by Mickey Mouse tshirt era Ms Rykes, not the horn-rimmed glasses era.
  16. Just heard my upcoming German radio interview. I'm overdubbed - the only words I can understand are 'Craig', 'Schafer', and 'I'm an idiot'.
  17. @t0lkien Sweet mercy, Ken, that's awesome! Let's get two, and drum kit pants, and busk til the batteries run out!
  18. Noise-blocking earphones can conceal that I'm listening to Sweet Child o' Mine on this train, but if anyone can read air guitar, I'm sunk.
  19. 10 mins ago, Ring of Fire on the iPod. Just then, crazy woman drops pants and flashes ass at my tram. I fear the theme & the next 10 mins.
  20. Cocaine is shipped in coffee grounds, gingerbread is shipped in popcorn. The house smells like The Castro Theatre. Time to binge on ginge.