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  1. Can I take all the candy canes I get and melt them into edible underwear for Valentine's day? Its environmentally friendly! Naughty or nice? 12:00 AM Dec 17th from web
  2. Can I give Gillette fusion vibrating razors as a dildo for stocking stuffer this xmas? Would that be naughty or nice? 7:08 PM Dec 15th from web
  3. It's colder than a witches butt in Texas. How south do I need to be to get some of that global warming they talk about? 5:32 PM Dec 15th from web
  4. Can I give my cats away as gifts for xmas. The big one could feed a family of 5. Is that naughty or nice? 12:46 PM Dec 14th from web
  5. Green Moment for the Blonde: Use your empty water bottles to keep your boots upright. Shame you can't use them on the men!!! 4:19 PM Dec 13th from web
  6. I have a case of defective electronic cigarettes I can use as stocking stuffers for the little ones. Is that naughty? 10:24 AM Dec 13th from web
  7. Can I gift my hotel soaps and shampoos for Xmas if I put them in a pretty basket? 2:54 PM Dec 12th from web
  8. Play Loon Bin by Psych World...you have to be crazy not to!! 12:28 PM Dec 12th from web
  9. Marvin Gay on a Cold Day...yes, ahhhhh, yes!!!! 1:25 PM Dec 11th from web
  10. Hey Vespa...I want a ride somewhere crazy!!! 4:53 PM Dec 10th from web
  11. I am still on Cuckoo clock time. I need another one to fly over the nest before I fall asleep! I just wish I knew what that other one was. 9:33 PM Dec 9th from web
  12. Do the fish at the bottom of my blog look like sperm? I think they look like swimming sperms! Thoughts? Anyone, anyone, Bueller?! 9:30 PM Dec 9th from web
  13. Top Story: The Blonde wigs out and gets stuck in a mental spa for a week....story at 11!! 7:33 PM Dec 9th from web
  14. So I discovered today that gas stations have a blonde safety for when I drive off with their gas pump hose still in my gas tank 3:13 PM Nov 29th from web
  15. Is life dumbing down or is invention forgetting its purpose. Popcorn button on microwave good. Park the car for you button bad!! 6:26 PM Nov 25th from web
  16. what idiot designed my DVD without a play button on the panel I use my remote batteries as spares for my massager and now I cant play DVD 6:22 PM Nov 25th from web
  17. Procrastination is one of tthe blondes mini talents, it just comes so naturally its just sick!! Happy Monday!! 12:59 PM Nov 16th from web
  18. Santa is the arse in a red suit making those less fortunate more aware of their condition...Lets prove the red fattiness unworthy!! 9:27 PM Nov 15th from web
  19. Show some soldier love and start packing some love off to our military!!! Find a local love spot and send some stuff!! 9:25 PM Nov 15th from web
  20. B by B got an A on her history exam!!! Blondes are evolving, better watch out!! 5:41 PM Nov 11th from web