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  1. Dinner with Summer at Angelika Kitchen followed by trashy CW TV in my pjs -- the perfect way to turn this craptastic day around.
  2. If you bitch about lip-syncing at a Britney Spears show, you are missing the point of a Britney Spears show: http://tinyurl.com/yc8cf4x
  3. Sitting across from @haldash in Starbucks. He's on his iPhone - I'm on the Berry. We are such a yuppie douchebag couple.
  4. Sad I missed my Yankees win the World Series, but happy I got to see @RobertBuscemi kill with his standup. If you live in L.A., go see him.
  5. Jenny Slate is super teeny in person. Just a little wisp of a girl.
  6. Listening to Liz Phair perform "Exile" on NPR: http://tinyurl.com/ye3cstt She sounds AWFUL, yet I can't seem to shut it off.
  7. @davelozo I HATE the CNN redesign.
  8. I'd like to publicly thank Pandora for Britney Spears' "Lucky." You made my day, really. Should I be embarrassed about that?
  9. If anyone's looking for a Christmas present for me, a baby wombat will do just fine, thanks (box optional) http://tinyurl.com/yjhn77q
  10. Do football games really need to be this long? If I were in charge, this shit would be moving along at a much faster clip.
  11. "Paranormal Activity" was awesome and terrifying.
  12. Just so I have documentation: My new list of celebrities I'm allowed to have sex with is Paul Rudd, Jon Hamm and Ian Somerhalder.
  13. Also, the door guy told me I don't look like someone who reads. Does that mean I look too sexy for books, or too dumb?
  14. I always feel bad for opening bands. No one cares, Ohio metal band. They just want Type O Negative.
  15. I've discovered that the only thing that will cure the late afternoon office slump is dark chocolate peanut M&Ms and death metal.
  16. Tonight - me and Peter Steele get drunk and he shows me his junk at the Nokia Theater! Or maybe he gets drunk, stays clothed, and I watch.
  17. Sign you're getting old: You still enjoy the drunk antics of celebrities, but worry that some of them might have substance abuse problems.
  18. I was super excited about the Fresh Direct vending machine. Then I tried the salmon with rice and green beans. It was very "meh."
  19. @mejack It's Blessthefall. I think the song was about heaven. And Jesus' love.
  20. Today in Pandora humiliation: I was just accidentally rocking out to Jesus metal.