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Dinner with Summer at Angelika Kitchen followed by trashy CW TV in my pjs -- the perfect way to turn this craptastic day around.
2:25 PM Nov 10th
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If you bitch about lip-syncing at a Britney Spears show, you are missing the point of a Britney Spears show:
7:28 AM Nov 9th
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Sitting across from @ in Starbucks. He's on his iPhone - I'm on the Berry. We are such a yuppie douchebag couple.
5:26 PM Nov 7th
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Sad I missed my Yankees win the World Series, but happy I got to see @ kill with his standup. If you live in L.A., go see him.
7:29 AM Nov 5th
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Jenny Slate is super teeny in person. Just a little wisp of a girl.
7:00 PM Nov 4th
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Listening to Liz Phair perform "Exile" on NPR: She sounds AWFUL, yet I can't seem to shut it off.
2:44 PM Nov 4th
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@ I HATE the CNN redesign.
1:10 PM Nov 4th
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I'd like to publicly thank Pandora for Britney Spears' "Lucky." You made my day, really. Should I be embarrassed about that?
10:50 AM Nov 3rd
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If anyone's looking for a Christmas present for me, a baby wombat will do just fine, thanks (box optional)
12:22 PM Oct 28th
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Do football games really need to be this long? If I were in charge, this shit would be moving along at a much faster clip.
7:16 PM Oct 26th
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"Paranormal Activity" was awesome and terrifying.
7:51 PM Oct 24th
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Just so I have documentation: My new list of celebrities I'm allowed to have sex with is Paul Rudd, Jon Hamm and Ian Somerhalder.
10:03 AM Oct 23rd
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Also, the door guy told me I don't look like someone who reads. Does that mean I look too sexy for books, or too dumb?
6:39 PM Oct 22nd
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I always feel bad for opening bands. No one cares, Ohio metal band. They just want Type O Negative.
6:37 PM Oct 22nd
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I've discovered that the only thing that will cure the late afternoon office slump is dark chocolate peanut M&Ms and death metal.
2:02 PM Oct 22nd
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Tonight - me and Peter Steele get drunk and he shows me his junk at the Nokia Theater! Or maybe he gets drunk, stays clothed, and I watch.
8:30 AM Oct 22nd
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Sign you're getting old: You still enjoy the drunk antics of celebrities, but worry that some of them might have substance abuse problems.
2:40 PM Oct 21st
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I was super excited about the Fresh Direct vending machine. Then I tried the salmon with rice and green beans. It was very "meh."
10:41 AM Oct 21st
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@ It's Blessthefall. I think the song was about heaven. And Jesus' love.
10:39 AM Oct 21st
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Today in Pandora humiliation: I was just accidentally rocking out to Jesus metal.
9:46 AM Oct 21st
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