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  1. The more sperm jokes you guys make, the harder I'm finding them to swallow.
  2. Happy Birthday @Zaius13! You're proof that your parents had sex. And it was probably in October.
  3. I didn't wear makeup all weekend and now I feel like a clown with it on. The big red squeaky nose isn't helping. And please quit honking it.
  4. @fullofbliss Yes. It almost felt sticky out this morning, actually.
  5. @synthcat Why are you ordering food from the morning after pill?
  6. @geekandahalf You'll resurface. One day. I've lost many a friend to Sims.
  7. @geekandahalf See you next month.
  8. @garyvee Whustling!
  9. 4th of July was a week ago and I'm just now hearing obnoxious post-holiday fireworks? That must have been the worst hangover ever.
  10. @StephStricklen When I babysit I check on the kids in bed every 1/2 hour or so. I worry they're not breathing! Nervous mom in the making! :/
  11. @frenchie824 Erg, I wish I had seen this before my nap! My day is shot now. If you want to hang out this week, let me know! I'm open.
  12. @fullofbliss You don't need a beer, pumpkin. I miss you! I love you! Hope the movie is good! BEER = ACID REFLUX AND EVIL.
  13. Slow around these parts. You guys all taking your daydrunk nap?
  14. Baby talking to children drives me crazy. Baby talking to animals? OMG you cute widdle guy wook at yer belly! I got it! I got yer belly!
  15. @leslieberg YES. Thank you! Baby talking drives me crazy. My family abhors it. TALK TO CHILDREN LIKE AN ADULT. They'll be more articulate!
  16. Watching the BBC adaptation Pride & Prejudice I suddenly had a stomach ache. Oh, silly me. It was just that extra pair of ovaries growing.
  17. @emmyinabox I should be so lucky! I usually end up looking more like Raggedy Ann.
  18. @srslainey I've stepped on a rake and gotten cracked in the head before. Don't give up hope on your banana peel.
  19. @Mr_7 I knew I shouldn't have read that Self-Hex book. :(
  20. Sunday is my one day of the week to sleep in. I woke up at 4:15 instead of 3:30. The sun isn't even up. I'm doing it wrong.