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  1. "Not intended for children under 13." I think the back of the card my earrings came on just called me a slut.
  2. Thank God, "Silence of The Lambs" is on another channel. Much less disturbing.
  3. Matthew Broderick just took a picture of a dinosaur/monster thing. Now he's wagging his finger at a SWAT team. Change channel or more meds?
  4. I don't get why my stomach hurts when all I've had today is ibuprofen and a fun-size box of Dots.
  5. It's disappointing when you click on someone's avatar and it doesn't get bigger. Among other things.
  6. @kolchak In my dreams, it's eau de weed and In-N-Out.
  7. @leslieberg Be right over! ;)
  8. Friday The 13th? I would have survived a horror movie in high school. Because I wasn't getting any. Double-edged butcher knife, if you will.
  9. @myria101 Your new avatar is soooo pretty. Or rather, YOU ARE. ;)
  10. Water was found on the moon! Next: pants on Lady Gaga.
  11. Wishing the happiest birthday to @zolora. One of my favorite people I've "met" in the Twitterverse. Funny, kind, talented. And super hot.
  12. To clarify: I work at a rehab clinic and aforementioned pot was disposed of. What kind of girl do you think I am? ...Don't answer that.
  13. Co-worker found a baggie of pot outside. Brought it in my office aghast and swung it arou- Ooh, I could really go for some Funyuns.
  14. @joeschmitt, you're the shit. Something something old armpit! Thanks!
  15. I'll start playing FarmVille when I can make the guys I used to date the pigs.
  16. Really, Facebook? You suggest I reconnect with *him*? What a terrible idea. Apparently Facebook thinks like me after too much vodka.
  17. @ezduzit777 Thank you, kind sir.
  18. @suomynona Have a glass for me.
  19. How do I make the "# new tweets" line stop? Also this deep, unbearable, suffocating loneliness? But mostly the update line. I can get a cat.
  20. Photo: I got charged $40 to breathe today: http://tumblr.com/xfm3xyhfo