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@monicastokes tell me the breast milk part was a really bad joke. that shit just ain't right! #ifyoureoldenoughtoaskforityouretoooldtohaveit 9:46 AM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to monicastokes
daddy ran to the store to buy us donuts for breakfast. best daddy ever!!! 8:34 AM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
@monicastokes hahaha!!! I was born in the dark side! 8:33 AM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to monicastokes
@monicastokes EWWW!!!!! that is one "candy" I am not a fan of! I pick out the marshmallows and just eat the cereal. FYI: B eats the mallows 10:42 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to monicastokes
me & Shaunna were busy little beavers today :) thirty giant arrangements and some wedding flowers to boot! #iamsotired twitter.com/blayrsmom/stat… 9:25 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone
sometimes when I don't know what to make for dinner I just start grabbing shit out of the freezer & pretend I'm on chopped! #rockstar 5:20 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
...cuz you always need a winter hat when doing dishes? twitter.com/blayrsmom/stat… 4:41 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
dontcha just love it when your kid takes a big old horn off your drink and leaves behind a few little crumbs for you to enjoy? ya, me too :( 8:36 AM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
you gotta be kidding me with this freaking snow!!! 6:20 AM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
@monicastokes that girl lives for sugar highs and shoes!! #sheisSOmykid 8:50 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to monicastokes
@beccagarrett25 those gummy frogs in her lap. and yes- she ate the whole bag! 7:13 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to beccagarrett25
her "all day with dry panties" reward. PS-she is wearing the boots as a compromise cuz she wanted to wear snow boots! twitter.com/blayrsmom/stat… 5:10 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone
@abbieudystokes oh my heck! how could I forget the ranch??? 5:04 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to abbieudystokes
I dropped a rock on my toe :( now I'm eating a giant bowl of dollar store cheese balls to make myself feel better #thesecaloriesdontcount 2:39 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone
holy crap! Jem and the holograms on Netflix. best. day. ever. 10:53 PM May 21st via Twitter for iPhone
does it count when you take honey for your cough if it's in a peanut butter sandwich? I'm asking for a friend ;) 10:38 AM May 20th via Twitter for iPhone
@GoldenGirls4me uhhhh..... YES!!!!!!!!! so very jealous :( 6:09 AM May 18th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to GoldenGirls4me
@jennieras7 haha! thanks but someone else already beat you to it. you're just sloppy seconds :( 8:26 AM May 17th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to jennieras7
@monicastokes only when it rains :) 8:08 AM May 13th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to monicastokes
Blayr just brought me her open umbrella and said "can you turn this off"? I guess that means she wants me to close it :) 5:54 PM May 12th via Twitter for iPhone

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Name Krista Peterson
Location grace idaho
Bio mom to blayr :) she does funny stuff.

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