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  1. RT @JohnDeVore: Buying flannel sheets was the best purchase I've made in months. It's like sleeping between Mr.Snuffuleupagus's furry as ... 12:58 PM Dec 20th from web
  2. @andrew_cpht do know where your next twitter reading is going to be yet? >> No. I'll ask @shawnhollenbach if he's planning one. 4:27 PM Dec 19th from web in reply to andrew_cpht
  3. I try to save my farts for the museum. Those urns should have something world class in 'em. 9:11 AM Dec 18th from web
  4. Fizz Ed, dealer #drugsinourschools 6:45 PM Dec 17th from TwitterBerry
  5. algebra dust #drugsinourschools 6:37 PM Dec 17th from TwitterBerry
  6. algebra dust #drugsinschool 6:37 PM Dec 17th from TwitterBerry
  7. Ever give in and let the drool run out your mouth? #whatididonthistrain 8:08 PM Dec 16th from TwitterBerry
  8. I hate Sprite, guns and Dr. Drew. However, I love spite, guts and Dr. Dre (from Yo MTV Raps). 9:45 PM Dec 15th from web
  9. That last one was @mamaspell. I'm twerrible @ twitter. 2:08 PM Dec 15th from web
  10. A friend of mine caught HDPV. She didn't want anyone to know but still invited a lot of people over to watch it. 2:07 PM Dec 15th from web
  11. RT @friedmanjon: Never talk to strangers, kids! Unless they're in disguise with a white beard, hat, red suit and claims to have toys for ... 9:16 AM Dec 15th from web
  12. Did you hear about the Morgans? They're corpses! 6:24 PM Dec 14th from TwitterBerry
  13. @SaraJBenincasa is Wonder Woman. All hail her lasso of truth. 3:49 PM Dec 11th from web in reply to SaraJBenincasa
  14. @jessicadelfino If you could see under the Seal scars I gave myself this weekend, you'd know I was blushing. Thanks. 10:36 AM Dec 11th from web in reply to jessicadelfino
  15. Oh, country is country and rock is rock and never the Shania Twain shall meet. 9:12 AM Dec 11th from web
  16. Hey! I invented the term "chillax." I've spent every second since regretting it. 9:04 PM Dec 10th from web
  17. It's not that bangs are so in right now. It's that foreheads are so so out. 8:50 PM Dec 10th from web
  18. I've had enough. I'm leaving Tiger Woods. 4:32 PM Dec 10th from web
  19. Tonight! Drug Bingo. Laughs and prizes to take your mind off all the trouble in Tiger's house. Free, too. http://tinyurl.com/drugbingo 7:10 AM Dec 8th from web
  20. I hope the mistress unveiling stops at 11. I really don't want to see a calendar emerge from all this. 8:11 PM Dec 7th from web