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  1. Just had a mind-blowing brunch at The Bristol.
  2. Preparing to get cinematically fondled by Brüno.
  3. Rockin' a slice and a beer at Santullo's
  4. Enjoying a Fat Tire at the Tour de Fat in Palmer Square Park.
  5. Versus' HD aerial footage during this mountain stage is breathtaking. #tdf
  6. @Stas_iu that's how non-profits roll.
  7. @Stas_iu block. i tend to them as they come in.
  8. @simmy that sounds like something out of a Quentin Tarantino-directed porno.
  9. What is your primary problem, numbnuts? #1stdraftmovielines
  10. "If you build it, they will ejaculate" #1stdraftmovielines
  11. I'm the king of the Titanic!! #1stdraftmovielines
  12. Back, and to the right. Back, and to the right. Back, and to the right. #1stdraftmovielines
  13. They call me Mister Pibb! #1stdraftmovielines
  14. Where are the caucasian women located? #1stdraftmovielines
  15. "I love the smell of gasoline with a polymeric thickener in the morning." #1stdraftmovielines
  16. "You had me at hi." #1stdraftmovielines
  17. Nobody calls me Lebowski. You got the wrong dude. I'm the Guy, man. #1stdraftmovielines
  18. @simmy that's what scary cholesterol test results will do to a guy. :(
  19. There goes my diet. http://bit.ly/Ifz1e
  20. I think we're gonna change his name to Captain Lazy O'Muthafuka. http://twitpic.com/9ql5f