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  1. Another #dicktowel http://tweetphoto.com/6446607 4:58 PM Dec 14th from Twittelator
  2. Yay #dicktowel http://tweetphoto.com/6446544 4:57 PM Dec 14th from Twittelator
  3. The mall I work in recieved a complaint that Santa had a big penis. I mean, WTF? 2:24 PM Dec 13th from Twittelator
  4. @NathanFillion twitterlator works very well. good choice 12:31 AM Dec 10th from Netvibes in reply to NathanFillion
  5. 'oH ghaH QaQ jaj DaqHegh #klingon (translate: http://bit.ly/8EJqXR) 9:09 PM Dec 7th from Tweet in Klingon
  6. @fisforfailboat fucking up coffee takes a special kind of retard 2:21 PM Dec 6th from Twittelator in reply to fisforfailboat
  7. @amandapalmer we'd figure out a way of putting it in our wallets, and then never using it, just like condoms 3:25 PM Dec 3rd from TweetDeck in reply to amandapalmer
  8. 2am finishes are going to kill me 3:33 PM Dec 2nd from Netvibes
  9. I just generated my #TweetCloud out of a year of my tweets. Top three words: people, getting, iphone - http://w33.us/2byd 2:38 PM Nov 29th from Tweet Cloud
  10. Mmmmmmm fresh choc cookie 2:37 PM Nov 28th from Twittelator
  11. There is truly no feeling better than having your smartphone back in your hands after over a fortnight without. 3:54 PM Nov 26th from Twittelator
  12. Eating delicious sushi in the middle of garden place. Would be awesome if I weren't surrounded by scene kids/unemployed people. 3:29 PM Nov 26th from Twittelator
  13. @jephjacques they need to make more ladies like Annette, so I can have one 2:07 AM Nov 23rd from TweetDeck in reply to jephjacques
  14. getting drunk because I've figured out I'm a loser #hahawoo 11:39 PM Nov 20th from Netvibes
  15. Just ordered a couple of dicktowels #hahawoo 4:57 PM Nov 16th from TweetDeck
  16. That's terrible RT @jephjacques: oh no the drummer from Maserati died :( :( :( :( 11:46 PM Nov 8th from TweetDeck
  17. here's a towel #threewordsaftersex 6:44 PM Nov 8th from TweetDeck
  18. so.... I'm done #threewordsaftersex 6:42 PM Nov 8th from TweetDeck
  19. Shit! The cops! #threewordsaftersex 6:40 PM Nov 8th from TweetDeck
  20. EXIT! Stage Right! #threewordsaftersex 6:40 PM Nov 8th from TweetDeck