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  1. Another #dicktowel http://tweetphoto.com/6446607
  2. Yay #dicktowel http://tweetphoto.com/6446544
  3. The mall I work in recieved a complaint that Santa had a big penis. I mean, WTF?
  4. @NathanFillion twitterlator works very well. good choice
  5. 'oH ghaH QaQ jaj DaqHegh #klingon (translate: http://bit.ly/8EJqXR)
  6. @fisforfailboat fucking up coffee takes a special kind of retard
  7. @amandapalmer we'd figure out a way of putting it in our wallets, and then never using it, just like condoms
  8. 2am finishes are going to kill me
  9. I just generated my #TweetCloud out of a year of my tweets. Top three words: people, getting, iphone - http://w33.us/2byd
  10. Mmmmmmm fresh choc cookie
  11. There is truly no feeling better than having your smartphone back in your hands after over a fortnight without.
  12. Eating delicious sushi in the middle of garden place. Would be awesome if I weren't surrounded by scene kids/unemployed people.
  13. @jephjacques they need to make more ladies like Annette, so I can have one
  14. getting drunk because I've figured out I'm a loser #hahawoo
  15. Just ordered a couple of dicktowels #hahawoo
  16. That's terrible RT @jephjacques: oh no the drummer from Maserati died :( :( :( :(
  17. here's a towel #threewordsaftersex
  18. so.... I'm done #threewordsaftersex
  19. Shit! The cops! #threewordsaftersex
  20. EXIT! Stage Right! #threewordsaftersex