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blakethebum

judmac003 On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you today? 8:47 AM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by blakethebum and 1 other
SportsCenter Thankful for the men and women who have served and continue to serve protecting our freedom! #MemorialDay 8:01 AM May 28th via web Retweeted by blakethebum and 3186 others
MensHumor Motivational Tweet of the day: Don't be a douche. 10:30 AM May 23rd via HootSuite Retweeted by blakethebum and 6176 others
willestel Chimy's grilled fish tacos should be considered a delicacy. 11:14 AM May 15th via Tweetbot for iOS Retweeted by blakethebum
darrenrovell Mark Zuckerberg turns 28 today. If he lived to 80, he'd be able to spend more than $300K a day (after taxes) & still have $. 5:56 AM May 14th via Tweetbot for iOS Retweeted by blakethebum and 1160 others
@SnobsNobs congratulations!!! #baller 10:45 AM May 12th via Twitter for iPhone
Contemplating on throwing away another one of @tsroll burts bees away. #whenwillhelearn 9:31 AM May 12th via Twitter for iPhone
S_Morris12 A 8-year old boy named #RyanKennedy is in the final stage of brain cancer. His simple wish.. to "trend" worldwide. RT to help! 12:35 PM May 8th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by blakethebum and 32280 others
Steven_Wofford I am a firm believer that everything happens for a reason. I also believe that God is good ALL the time. And the power of prayer is amazing 11:15 PM May 9th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by blakethebum and 1 other
htimsnai What's Josh Hamilton gonna do for a encore tonight? Maybe throw a no hitter? 3:24 PM May 9th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by blakethebum
RyanWHuck Josh Hamilton is a freak of nature 4:11 PM May 8th via Twitter for Android Retweeted by blakethebum
ESPN_Numbers 1905 = the Orioles' Chris Davis is the 1st player since Rube Waddell in 1905 to be the winning pitcher and go 0-8 at the plate. 8:02 AM May 7th via web Retweeted by blakethebum and 198 others
swish41 Stronger next year. Bleed blue 9:25 AM May 6th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by blakethebum and 3863 others
jacobpat11 Cinco de mayo! #topgolf 8:22 PM May 5th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by blakethebum
Steven_Wofford Well at least the Rangers won. 7:19 PM May 5th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by blakethebum and 5 others
Don't take body shots without a shot glass. The belly button is the asshole of the stomach! @MDeHoyos @Steven_Wofford @tsroll @jacobpat11 5:48 PM May 5th via Twitter for iPhone
KFUCKINGP Fact of life...After Monday & Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F !! 10:21 AM May 2nd via web Retweeted by blakethebum and 1614 others
@jewpac9WP2 @TheNameIsNobs that's because you are actually nice to him. #seehowthatworks 10:09 AM May 2nd via Twitter for iPhone
“@jewpac9WP2: @TheNameIsNobs cry till I'm dehydrated 😭😭😭” with joy right!!  9:56 AM May 2nd via Twitter for iPhone
@MDeHoyos I pretend I'm tagged in it every Wednesday even though I'm not until NOW! :) and @TheNameIsNobs hope your cough hurts! #jerk 8:22 AM May 2nd via Twitter for iPhone