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  1. That is why I don't vote for you. (via @dixiedoodlers) Isnt it because I don't run for any office?
  2. Deer stand thinkin..... By Blake Shelton How can I be attracted to lesbians?... I'm not gay....
  3. Colts will make playoffs no matter what! (via @joebonsall) If don't know who this man is you probably ate cranberry sauce this week..
  4. Thanksgiving+family=alcohol...
  5. I <3 U @blakeshelton! (via @amberferguson12) I balls you too Amber.. I balls you too..
  6. PETA wants us to eat Furkey! (via @ripnfun) PETA can furk off!!!
  7. Happy Thanksgiving everybody!!! No salad today!!!!
  8. hey, you're a man who drinks a bit. Best hangover cure? (via @Mel_Diesel) Slam your finger in the door....
  9. Hey Jace... Do you like PETA? http://yfrog.com/1efbdj
  10. Dear iPhone... Duck you!!! Stupid piece of shot!!!
  11. Crows..... It was supposed to say crows!!! And I'm not trying to spell duck or shot either!!!!!!
  12. Deer stand thinking... By Blake Shelton As if crowd weren't ugly and gross enough... God then gave them Gilbert Gottfrieds voice!!!
  13. Ok... Good news is it didn't hurt. The bad news is.... I didn't hurt!!!!
  14. COLD!!! Can't feel my toes or fingers... And I'm considering kicking myself in the nuts just to check if they're there!!!
  15. ya know I was a fan until I started following you on twitter. (via @Aubie2004) Ya know I was a person before you started following me?...
  16. Hey PETA, dad says to let him know when y'all are finished bitchin' about this.. So he can blast another! http://yfrog.com/1dczwj
  17. All drama has two movements:(via @LunarLife) I'm not talking about poop!!!
  18. Interesting thing about drama..... Its ALWAYS created....
  19. I love... pb crackers, your snarky comments and "Nobody But Me" - Thanks for making me laugh. (via @WPXITraffic) News girls are so hot...
  20. In the stand with dad.... He brought enough peanut butter crackers to fill up a wheel barrel.....