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  1. tyler perry was also on barbara walters' list? she must be fascinated by bags of hair with clothes in it.
  2. how was jenny sanford one of the 10 most fascinating people this year? i can get my husband to cheat on me and feign interest too.
  3. first day off for christmas break. gonna play video games all day and pants some indians.
  4. about to dust off Marvel: Ultimate Alliance 2. It's been too long, old friend.
  5. @tug3000 a cheeseburger.
  6. Eating at Edna's in columbia, sc. Not sold on why it was a finalist for diners, drive-ins and dives
  7. Two day old chinese food smells like a murder.
  8. if you describe yourself as a 'filmmaker' to me, my first inclination is to want to stab you with forks- unless you're bobcat goldthwait
  9. @AustinGrebenc i'm going to use those big words from your twitters in my paper now.
  10. Taco bell drive thrus are not condusive to monsoons
  11. RT @matt_burrows: @blakegarris also, really effeminate hetero guys are all the rage now
  12. If I'm more successful than you, it's probably not because I'm more talented, it's because I can take more BS. And I'm more talented.
  13. undergrad students have pulses on exam week.
  14. RT @Matthew_Moore: If you need me I'm probably off somewhere offending someone.
  15. @Agent_M you kind of have the greatest job in the world, lest you forgot...
  16. I only spent 7 dollars on this http://tweetphoto.com/6014221
  17. Created my first dvd overlay. Pain. In. Butt.
  18. http://sketchysantas.com/
  19. cats photoshopped into pictures of people drinking http://www.boozecats.com/
  20. my friend @matt_burrows made a trailer for his doc(thatisawesome)--that starts when you visit his site(thatisnotawesome) www.mattburrows.com