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blakebutler

  1. i would be more interested in a list of everything stephen king can remember masturbating to than any of his books 12:23 PM May 25th via web
  2. briefly wished i had a kid so i could build him a lunchbox with my twitter feed scrolling on it & use that to get him in trouble at school 11:35 AM May 25th via web
  3. wish i had bob dylan's discography in my itunes so i could delete it 11:02 PM May 24th via web
  4. want to open a place next to every 5 Guys called 500,000 Guys & just hire a shitload of guys to stand there packed in against the windows 7:21 PM May 24th via web
  5. accidentally imagined a horse giving a blowjob while staring at my facebook profile 7:03 PM May 24th via web
  6. god getting drunk on deathvision for his birthcentury & pressing the +.01 button on "the caloric content of water" like a spacebar 2:53 PM May 24th via web
  7. WHAT DO STEVE ALMOND & KEVIN SMITH HAVE IN COMMON? 11:22 AM May 24th via web
  8. just for a fun change i'd like to see a shitty corporation suing an indie band for stealing their jingle 11:04 AM May 24th via web
  9. the flowers i gave my mom for mother's day seemed to form the wu-tang logo's W against the kitchen as i approached them down the hall 9:51 AM May 24th via web
  10. if i ever touch a horse again i will kill it 8:43 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone
  11. if every sperm that touched the air actually grew into a baby 10:22 AM May 22nd via web
  12. the problem with realism is i can just go do that shit, brah 10:00 PM May 21st via web
  13. found note to self written in dark in bed re: revisions for current novel ms: "each of these people lie forever in my herpes tent til dawn" 9:18 PM May 21st via web
  14. t-shirt that reads "if you could see my top 25 songs on itunes you wouldn't talk to me" [sometimes also known as a 'ringer' tee] 8:18 PM May 21st via web
  15. can you get a twitter account in Second Life or the Sims yet? i want to indirectly interact via language w/ people who don't actually exist 9:24 AM May 21st via web
  16. Prince's #1 fan happens to have sex with Sting's #1 fan & the world quietly resets 6:43 AM May 21st via Twitter for iPhone
  17. for the video-torture scene in the remake of A Clockwork Orange they just make him watch playback of what you do any given day online 3:24 PM May 20th via web
  18. thinking about going to subway & demanding they add horse meat to my sandwich until i'm asked to leave, then settling on ham 2:36 PM May 20th via web
  19. i want to get grillz that taste & look like i've been eating oreos for half an hour 2:31 PM May 20th via web