blairmastbaum
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It's so humid in this apartment I could charge Russian people money just to sit on the couch.
9:48 AM May 25th
via web
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@ @ was it classically elegant with a dose of street ready attitude?
12:01 PM May 23rd
via Twitter for iPhone
from Manhattan, NY
in reply to birdofyouth
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@ @ step away from the sample sale.
11:32 AM May 23rd
via Twitter for iPhone
from Manhattan, NY
in reply to skotcof
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@: chic yet totally wearable even after 79 hours of continual service.
6:08 PM May 22nd
via Twitter for iPhone
from New York, NY
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@ @ John Travolta likes Kelly in her riding pants, right?
9:33 AM May 22nd
via Twitter for iPhone
from Manhattan, NY
in reply to birdofyouth
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@ I AM CHIC YET WEARABLE!!!!!!!
8:58 AM May 18th
via web
in reply to blairmastbaum
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madrileños make new Yorkers look as if they're wearing pajamas around.
6:48 AM May 18th
via Twitter for iPhone
from Manhattan, NY
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@ I realize that kristy... you don't have to rub it in.
4:18 PM May 14th
via Twitter for iPhone
from New York, NY
in reply to kojala
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we've taken up residence at a bar in fort greene with @ @ @ @ and mark and kristy. molest us.
9:25 PM May 12th
via Twitter for iPhone
from New York, NY
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Teacher called 16-year-old out of class to have sex in classroom closet
9:28 PM May 8th
via The Huffington Post
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@ don't ha me
10:04 PM May 8th
via Twitter for iPhone
from New York, NY
in reply to birdofyouth
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big love big ups @ @
9:51 PM May 8th
via Twitter for iPhone
from New York, NY
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I never write anything on here anymore because every time I compose a tweet, I realize it would offend someone I really like so I delete it.
2:57 PM May 4th
via Twitter for iPhone
from Manhattan, NY
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@ I saw you in your office with a look of pure amazement on your face
8:23 AM Apr 27th
via Twitter for iPhone
from New York, NY
in reply to birdofyouth
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@ I was in that shuttle. WHATARUSH
8:22 AM Apr 27th
via Twitter for iPhone
from New York, NY
in reply to birdofyouth
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I've been misspelling "plebeian" for years, I just realized.
11:26 AM Apr 26th
via Twitter for iPhone
from New York, NY
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This movie is amazing. It's called Turn Me On, Dammit. It's Norwegian. Here's a still:
11:03 AM Apr 23rd
via web
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Diane Keaton tweeted about Sammy!! “@: Pensive Sammy. RT @: @ Sammy ”
7:10 PM Apr 21st
via Twitter for iPhone
from New York, NY
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Really great new video by @
3:12 PM Apr 19th
via Tweet Button
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@ and Will at tiny table
9:40 AM Apr 19th
via Instagram
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- Name Blair Mastbaum
- Location New York, NY
- Web http://blairmastb...
- Bio eat and drink and fuck before you die
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