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RT @bobbymathews I am hilarious. Sadly my wife often doesn't realize this.// I so feel your pain. Perhaps we should form a support group?3:34 PM Nov 14thfrom Tweetie
"'Cause after all, what's a problem but an opportunity disguised as a stripper having a seizure on your boat?" ~~Tracey Morgan #fb3:09 PM Nov 14thfrom UberTwitter
Today's wake-me-up-on-the-to-school song? Young MC's "Bust a Move" 'cause that's the way I roll, Poindexter. #fb5:08 AM Nov 13thfrom UberTwitter
Bleaching my teeth tonight for the first time in months. I am pretty sure my gums aren't supposed to sizzle when I put in the trays... #fb8:51 PM Nov 12thfrom UberTwitter
Watching last night's Glee with my bride. We love this show... It's a guilty pleasure. What's yours? #fb6:59 PM Nov 12thfrom Tweetie
Okay, so who is gonna pick me up a diet cherry limeade and deliver it to me at school? #fb9:31 AM Nov 12thfrom UberTwitter
Having trouble getting started this am? Try Sugar Hill Gang's "Rapper's Delight" to get you rolling... It worked for me :) #fb5:40 AM Nov 12thfrom UberTwitter
Should I be grateful that my 6-yr-old's delivering praise & worship choruses from the backseat or disgusted because she's burping them? #fb3:22 PM Nov 9thfrom UberTwitter
Heading home with Marco's pizza and cheesy bread... My car has never smelled this good! #fb3:16 PM Nov 9thfrom UberTwitter