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blaineabacon

  1. @awesomezilla nope! Thank god!
  2. Sun burns are the pits.
  3. @ErikahhElaine Verizon blows
  4. @ErikahhElaine oh man!
  5. @ErikahhElaine I haven't passed Choctaw road yet. There's room in the back seat for the price family
  6. On my way to lake eufaula. Someone cue up the smokey and the bandits theme song.
  7. @leftwrighthook haven't even left Norman left. Packing up the boat now
  8. @leftwrighthook no you asshole! Woke up in my own bed.... Alone :(
  9. @Chekkie you're right! Not having morning wood isn't going to hold me down!
  10. @Chekkie I feel young and free when I wake up with a boner though!
  11. @TravisDCarroll yeah it had me rolling too
  12. I just woke up without morning wood. Does this mean i'm dying? What's wrong with my body....
  13. This is my brothers background on his computer... instagr.am/p/LE_xgJnifv/
  14. People have gay-dar, cops have radars. Well I have baby-dar. I can tell you which trashy teenage girl will have a kid and treat it like shit
  15. I suggest you fux with @joshsallee. There isn't a bad song on #probableflaws
  16. Who will I see at Eufaula this weekend? instagr.am/p/LDwOuzHiUs/
  17. I'm going to the lake this weekend. Is it count as a shower if I rub purell all over my body?