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rachowIf your mom has huge boobs, know that at one point in time, your dad said to all of his friends "...and she has GIANT TITTIES!"7:48 PM May 25thvia Twitter for iPhoneRetweeted by blaineabacon and 8 others
WorkaholicsQuot"There is no beer at the house. Because I beer-battered some brats... and then drank eleven beers."6:54 PM May 25thvia webRetweeted by blaineabacon and 210 others
People have gay-dar, cops have radars. Well I have baby-dar. I can tell you which trashy teenage girl will have a kid and treat it like shit1:07 PM May 25thvia Twitter for iPhone