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Awesome! RT @NBA Allen Iverson presents tonight's game ball in front of a RAUCOUS Philadelphia crowd. twitvid.com/IYNZ5 5:27 PM May 23rd via web
In this say and age, I can't help but wonder what goes on in the mind of a person who spends their day waiting to get a glimpse at "royalty" 2:20 PM May 22nd via web
If anyone has listened to Colin Cowherd for even 5 minutes, you know his schtick is to get people riled up. He's quite good at that... 1:46 PM May 18th via web
Good job, world! You've created 100 Billion Dollars of wealth using only your self-absorbed ramblings and drunk pics. #fb 7:14 AM May 18th via web
#LAKings looking good to win this game... of course, if McSorley jumps over the boards, all bets are off. 8:26 PM May 17th via web
@HarrisonMooney for the internet, that message is the equivalent to winning the Pulitzer. 5:34 PM May 17th via web in reply to HarrisonMooney
@jtbourne Most want to stay in control of their creation... also, many just borrow against holdings for tax reasons: danshaviro.blogspot.ca/2012/02/zucker… 3:13 PM May 17th via web in reply to jtbourne
FredPoulin98 Pretty funny autocorrects! damnyouautocorrect.com/13603/the-25-f… 1:45 PM May 15th via web Retweeted by bladesoffunny and 1 other
jtbourne New Backhand Shelf: Once upon a time, LA Gear, Wayne Gretzky, and street hockey kicked ass simultaneously - thesco.re/M0nEa1 12:36 PM May 10th via TweetDeck Retweeted by bladesoffunny and 7 others
C'mon Twitter!!! Everbody knows that when you add "our worst day is their everyday" to anything, you're immune to criticism. 10:28 AM May 10th via web
It's days like today that I wish all of us who are pro gay marriage could go live together on our own gloriously non-bigoted planet. 3:29 PM May 9th via Mobile Web
This is some Kenny Powers type material right here: sports.yahoo.com/blogs/mlb-big-… 10:14 AM May 9th via web
Seriously, @espn should give Chris Carter a podcast and just let him rant about anything for an hour. It'd listen every day. 8:43 AM May 9th via web
Chris Carter is without doubt the best ESPN personality these days. 8:40 AM May 9th via web
The 2012 #LAKings aka THE GREATEST PLAYOFF HOCKEY TEAM OF ALL TIME. #whoknew 2:44 PM May 6th via web
ryanclassic Two things I would block from my timeline if I could: foursquare, and getglue 4:14 PM May 5th via HootSuite Retweeted by bladesoffunny and 1 other
Sure, "I'll Have Another" is on top of the world today, but with that name, you know he'll end up sleeping in his own manure soon enough. 4:00 PM May 5th via web
Proteautype "I'll Have Another" wins the Kentucky Derby. The horse's owners, a Mr. A. Radulov and Mr. A. Kostitsyn, are in good spirits. So to speak. 3:44 PM May 5th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by bladesoffunny and 108 others
Or better yet... Omar from The Wire shows up and does his thing, prompting Costas to announce "It appears like we got our shit jacked." 3:10 PM May 5th via web
And what's up with this $100,000 briefcase? I wish an owner would say, "I'd send that shit to Africa, man, stop this nonsense already." 3:06 PM May 5th via web

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Bio Hockey is funny. NHL fans are too.... unlike those stupid KHL fans. Man, don't even get me started on those bast... oh sh*t! Just got hacked! HELP!