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BlackNerdJade

  1. Gotta take an insulin shot after you drink a glass.
  2. It's KOOL-AID not syrup. Can you even POUR that? It's all stuck to the side of the pitcher.
  3. 8 CUPS of sugar? Nigga you finsta die.
  4. At least she knew "cama seutra" was wrong.
  5. @LikwidCyance And you'll also take a axe to yo head. My lady parts will heal, yo head won't.
  6. @LikwidCyance You know you can get sued for sexual harassment too right?
  7. And the plot thickens. Thickum's McThickThick Pants.
  8. Curlformers cost 70 bucks? YEAH. I'm okay on that.
  9. Jesus Christ...I'm not admitting the last time I had sex.
  10. Just shut up.
  11. Oh! My TiVo ain't full! I can record RHA! *shouts and faints*
  12. Someone was able to break my 5. PRAISE GAWD. Oooh, my show is on! ALL PRAISES DUE TO MY HEAVENLY FATHER.
  13. Ain't nothing more annoying in this world than Facebook Preachers. SHUT UP. JESUS KNOW YOU LOVE HIM.
  14. Avoiding simp traps on facebook use to be hard...
  15. @BertMaggert They was setting you up for some swinger shit.
  16. Johnny’s mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. What was the third child’s name?
  17. *chucks laptop* Okay, tomorrow.
  18. Designing blind because the preview function doesn't work. Great.