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BlackNerdJade

Gotta take an insulin shot after you drink a glass. about 7 hours ago via web
It's KOOL-AID not syrup. Can you even POUR that? It's all stuck to the side of the pitcher. about 7 hours ago via web
8 CUPS of sugar? Nigga you finsta die. about 7 hours ago via web
At least she knew "cama seutra" was wrong. about 7 hours ago via web
@LikwidCyance And you'll also take a axe to yo head. My lady parts will heal, yo head won't. about 7 hours ago via web in reply to LikwidCyance
@LikwidCyance You know you can get sued for sexual harassment too right? about 7 hours ago via web in reply to LikwidCyance
And the plot thickens. Thickum's McThickThick Pants. about 7 hours ago via web
Curlformers cost 70 bucks? YEAH. I'm okay on that. about 7 hours ago via web
Jesus Christ...I'm not admitting the last time I had sex. about 8 hours ago via web
Just shut up. about 8 hours ago via web
Oh! My TiVo ain't full! I can record RHA! *shouts and faints* about 8 hours ago via web
Someone was able to break my 5. PRAISE GAWD. Oooh, my show is on! ALL PRAISES DUE TO MY HEAVENLY FATHER. about 8 hours ago via web
Ain't nothing more annoying in this world than Facebook Preachers. SHUT UP. JESUS KNOW YOU LOVE HIM. about 8 hours ago via web
Avoiding simp traps on facebook use to be hard... about 9 hours ago via web
@BertMaggert They was setting you up for some swinger shit. about 9 hours ago via web in reply to BertMaggert
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Johnny’s mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. What was the third child’s name? about 9 hours ago via web
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*chucks laptop* Okay, tomorrow. about 9 hours ago via web
Designing blind because the preview function doesn't work. Great. about 9 hours ago via web