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  1. I’m glad i’m a man http://ow.ly/H6bS #funny #humor
  2. I’m glad I am a woman http://ow.ly/H6be #funny
  3. I have many days to write in here. I'm back :-)
  4. You're not a kid anymore when... http://ow.ly/EJxq #humor #funny
  5. Proverbs and sayings from around the world http://www.ProverbsXL.com
  6. QUESTION: What is the difference between a "Battery" and a woman? ANSWER: A battery has a positive side.
  7. Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"
  8. Q. Why do men like love at first site? A. It saves them a lot of time.
  9. Crazy but true facts http://www.FactsXL.com
  10. Q. What's a man's idea of honestly in a relationship? A. Telling you his real name.
  11. Q. What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant? A. Any place without a drive-up window.
  12. Q. What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner? A. A power failure.
  13. A nice site with random quotes http://www.QuotesXL.com
  14. Q. How do men exercise on the beach? A. By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.
  15. Q. How do men define a "50/50" relationship? A. We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle.
  16. How many men does it take to open a beer? - None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
  17. Definition of Divorce: The future tense of marriage.
  18. 10 deadly sins of negative thinking http://ow.ly/AwCE
  19. There were 11 people hanging on to a single rope... http://ow.ly/AauA
  20. A husband was trying to prove to his wife that women talk more than men... http://ow.ly/Aat9