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  1. Patrick's in the front yard wearing a rhinestone studded leotard and carrying a machine gun.about 6 hours ago from web
  2. Best tweet of the day goes to @Sundry for "Cheez-Its, Take the Wheel".11:23 AM Jul 17th from web
  3. I feel like I'm more excited than I should be about these pink floral binder clips.11:20 AM Jul 17th from web
  4. @SuburbanTurmoil You saw a dead beaver in the road? Dam!11:12 AM Jul 17th from web in reply to SuburbanTurmoil
  5. And she never flew without xanax again either. The end.6:42 PM Jul 12th from txt
  6. And she never fly without xanax again. The end.6:41 PM Jul 12th from txt
  7. @earthdogkym That's about what I felt like after hosting book club with Gus and Patrick nipping at our heels AND OUR JELLY BEANS.9:38 PM Jul 8th from web in reply to earthdogkym
  8. Yes, Gus. We're in Nashville now.6:46 PM Jul 6th from web
  9. I HAVE A WIRELESS CONNECTION THAT I'M NOT STEALING!!!! BOO-YA!8:24 PM Jun 25th from web
  10. @the her party5:09 PM Jun 24th from txt
  11. In my notes from last Friday meeting: Detailed sketch of piece of Super Bubble with caption: "I am pretending to take notes." #StarEmployee2:01 PM Jun 22nd from web
  12. Four days no internet. Comcastholes.5:33 PM Jun 21st from txt
  13. I've got a headache THIS big, and it's got YOU DONE DRANK TOO MUCH written all over it.8:16 AM Jun 17th from web
  14. Oh my God, I am in love with Murray Birnbaum. Ends every tweet with Oy.2:47 PM Jun 15th from web
  15. Thank you @murraybirnbaum! You are follower 100! Welcome to my herd!2:46 PM Jun 15th from web
  16. Need one more follower to break 100. Heeere sheepy sheepy sheepy ...2:38 PM Jun 15th from web
  17. @Amie31 Also @dooce baby-name stalking! #kindredspirits2:04 PM Jun 15th from web in reply to Amie31
  18. Just sent an email reminding everyone about Patrick's b-day party. Made sure to put the wrong time, too, so they'd all miss it. #ISUCK10:03 AM Jun 15th from web
  19. Sometimes vanilla yogurt tastes good to me, and sometimes it tastes like cheap air freshener from the car wash.6:13 AM Jun 15th from web
  20. Trying to grow out my cheekbones.1:48 PM May 26th from web
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