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  1. I think I'll hide out with the dogs tonight. In suburbia.
  2. Is a can opener in any way an appropriate gift for a 5-year-old? What if it's electric? #outofideas
  3. X-mas shopping at Aeropostale, global supplier of clothing for miniature people. It's like Lifestyles of the Impossibly Tiny in here.
  4. @NashPCH Kidnapping tends to be more effective when you don't tell on yourself on Twitter.
  5. Thinking about building an igloo. Only half kidding.
  6. Oh, I see. So the glass is "held correctly" during pouring. Yeah, that's...quite a ritual you've got there, Stella Artois.
  7. Venturing out. May the gods of 4-wheel drive and heated leather seating smile favorably upon me. Amen.
  8. I predict a baby boom in the DC area around late September 2010. But not at my house. We're all stocked up.
  9. Doing a little last-minute Christmas shopping on Amazon. I loves me some Amazon.
  10. Pretty happy with my Yukon right about now. Two feet of snow? Is that all you've got? Pfft...
  11. Holy shit, folks, its not like you're gonna be snowed in for a month. Calm the hell down.
  12. Hoping everyone else gets snowed in so I can have the roads around here to myself for a few days. Well, me and the salt trucks.
  13. @richlam I'm a little conflicted about clicking on a URL that ends in "dont.click.on.that" :)
  14. Bossman didn't seem the least bit concerned that I gave up a vacation day and cut my trip short because I'm overloaded. Thanks, boss. Noted.
  15. I pushed the bagel button on my toaster, but the damn thing didn't make a bagel, it just made toast. Might have to return it.
  16. Hats off to Ford for building Motortrend's 2010 car of the year - the Fusion.
  17. @unhuman It more likely would have been something like "Let it go, man. It wasn't doing you any favors."
  18. It's nothing personal - I can find reasons to hate pretty much everyone. And for the most part, I have.
  19. @unhuman You're not funny enough to accurately predict what I might say. :)
  20. I just realized I don't own a copy of "Planes, Trains, and Automobiles" and I'll never get a chance to apologize to John Candy for this.