bkblades
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@ Vodka in milk? Homo or 2%? Chocolate? Strawberry? Are you seeing colours?
about 14 hours ago
via txt
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@ It's because you let your child-bearing hips become some sort of independent, strong willed, educated kind of hips, amirite?
about 16 hours ago
via txt
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@ I'm coming. To the bar. Not, you know, literally.
about 16 hours ago
via txt
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@ My science knowledge is deeply flawed, but doesn't milk curdle when alcohol is added? Or is that how you make cottage cheese.
about 17 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
in reply to itsabeta
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@ Your sentence is four words too long.
about 17 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
in reply to wraparoundcurl
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@ To your credit, you don't strike me as a hair and eye puller though, no matter how bad things get.
about 17 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
in reply to ItsJus2Easy
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@ But I just drank chocolate milk. That's a hard drink to top.
about 17 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
in reply to ErikSchenn
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@ How was the greatest training in the world earlier today? Was it the greatest?
about 18 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
in reply to ItsJus2Easy
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Someone asked me why that cop went to the bathroom. I responded, "fuck da police." I didn't actually say that. But can you imagine if I did?
about 18 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
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@ Hah that's disgusting. No idea why I didn't say that then.
7:50 PM May 24th
via Twitter for iPhone
in reply to Kid_kawartha
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@ So approved. I knew you were holding back on the @ truth.
7:45 PM May 24th
via Twitter for iPhone
in reply to s_findlay
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@ See? @ knows how to have @ back. Still heroic to me and @.
7:41 PM May 24th
via Twitter for iPhone
in reply to dustinparkes
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@ @ @ Sarah, stop shattering dreams. Kthxbai. Dave, I'm bringing running shoes so we deep fry them.
7:37 PM May 24th
via Twitter for iPhone
in reply to s_findlay
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@ I finally get to wear shorts at home. As for an explanation: I dressed up as 'bad milk' last Halloween. Yeah.
7:14 PM May 24th
via Twitter for iPhone
in reply to Kid_kawartha
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@ Honestly, every time I see @, we talk about going to Vancouver, and how epic it would be to hang out in Dave's world.
7:09 PM May 24th
via Twitter for iPhone
in reply to dlbrows
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Things that make me happy: girls who smile, yawning puppies, and the two months where I don't wear sweatpants in a basement apartment.
6:59 PM May 24th
via Twitter for iPhone
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I think this is the longest time I've ever watched RogersTV. Wouldn't be possible if the Maple Leafs made the playoffs. Gift keeps giving.
5:50 PM May 23rd
via Twitter for iPhone
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This is about , isn't it? RT @: And that same word even now cries out on us.
2:53 PM May 23rd
via web
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We all agree that scooters for kids are dangerous gateways to segways when they become adults?
2:45 PM May 23rd
via web
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@ And I appreciate it. Ambiguity is my best asset.
7:35 PM May 21st
via Twitter for iPhone
in reply to justsherryj
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