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bkblades

  1. @itsabeta Vodka in milk? Homo or 2%? Chocolate? Strawberry? Are you seeing colours? about 14 hours ago via txt
  2. @wraparoundcurl It's because you let your child-bearing hips become some sort of independent, strong willed, educated kind of hips, amirite? about 16 hours ago via txt
  3. @erikschenn I'm coming. To the bar. Not, you know, literally. about 16 hours ago via txt
  4. @itsabeta My science knowledge is deeply flawed, but doesn't milk curdle when alcohol is added? Or is that how you make cottage cheese. about 17 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to itsabeta
  5. @wraparoundcurl Your sentence is four words too long. about 17 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to wraparoundcurl
  6. @ItsJus2Easy To your credit, you don't strike me as a hair and eye puller though, no matter how bad things get. about 17 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to ItsJus2Easy
  7. @ErikSchenn But I just drank chocolate milk. That's a hard drink to top. about 17 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to ErikSchenn
  8. @ItsJus2Easy How was the greatest training in the world earlier today? Was it the greatest? about 18 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to ItsJus2Easy
  9. Someone asked me why that cop went to the bathroom. I responded, "fuck da police." I didn't actually say that. But can you imagine if I did? about 18 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  10. @Kid_kawartha Hah that's disgusting. No idea why I didn't say that then. 7:50 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Kid_kawartha
  11. @s_findlay So approved. I knew you were holding back on the @dlbrows truth. 7:45 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to s_findlay
  12. @s_findlay See? @dustinparkes knows how to have @dlbrows back. Still heroic to me and @archizuber. 7:41 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to dustinparkes
  13. @s_findlay @dlbrows @archizuber Sarah, stop shattering dreams. Kthxbai. Dave, I'm bringing running shoes so we deep fry them. 7:37 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to s_findlay
  14. @Kid_kawartha I finally get to wear shorts at home. As for an explanation: I dressed up as 'bad milk' last Halloween. Yeah. 7:14 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Kid_kawartha
  15. @dlbrows Honestly, every time I see @archizuber, we talk about going to Vancouver, and how epic it would be to hang out in Dave's world. 7:09 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to dlbrows
  16. Things that make me happy: girls who smile, yawning puppies, and the two months where I don't wear sweatpants in a basement apartment. 6:59 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
  17. I think this is the longest time I've ever watched RogersTV. Wouldn't be possible if the Maple Leafs made the playoffs. Gift keeps giving. 5:50 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
  18. This is about #BlameThames, isn't it? RT @IAM_SHAKESPEARE: And that same word even now cries out on us. 2:53 PM May 23rd via web
  19. We all agree that scooters for kids are dangerous gateways to segways when they become adults? 2:45 PM May 23rd via web
  20. @justsherryj And I appreciate it. Ambiguity is my best asset. 7:35 PM May 21st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to justsherryj