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scored VIP seating at nassau coliseum for show today....unfortunately its for disney on ice....
6:24 AM Nov 15th
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Ive learned my lesson.When hiring our next nanny,will make sure to get the "no summer's eve products in plain sight" rule mentioned on day 1
11:16 AM Nov 1st
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Apart from a workout, somehow leaving spin class with an appointment to fix lady with low metabolism's skype at her house in Huntington
8:51 AM Nov 1st
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anyone know if it was babe ruth who threw out the first pitch tonight? allison watching game with me and she is pretty sure it was him
4:33 PM Oct 28th
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at adtech syosset, talking to steve rubell at wild fig
4:42 PM Oct 10th
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Proud of dan dierdorf for avoiding expression "dirty sanchez" during jets game
1:42 PM Sep 27th
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Teaching Sam about expandable 728 x 90s after he moused over nintendo DS ad on Nickjr.com
4:10 AM Sep 27th
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counter intuitive,but think there's greater chance that loud tourist in front of me on LIRR will be murdered on train than back in the city
4:25 PM Sep 25th
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If my uncle Shelly is on Twitter, I think 40 should be cut off for "got your nose".
3:00 PM Sep 18th
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Love fairway, but onions on gefilte fish?
2:31 PM Sep 18th
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At patsys pizza in syosset. Sam's research continues.
3:05 PM Sep 13th
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Sam continuing his research for his first book on restaurants - working title - "yeah, I pooped there"
3:02 PM Sep 12th
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watching dent/navarro 5th set tiebreaker on usopen.org
6:51 PM Sep 4th
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2 years and $10k at north shore synagogue and took black eyed peas to get Sam to say 'mazel tov'
10:29 AM Aug 23rd
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At piquets lane pounding diet cokes. If it had alcohol, blood alcohol level would be somewhere between Lindsay Lohan and keifer Sutherland
11:58 AM Aug 22nd
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new nanny beefed in the kitchen, walked out and left me to take the blame.
5:27 PM Aug 14th
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Made mistake of bringing food with peanuts to son's camp. Cops haven't been called yet, but sure they'll be here any minute
6:59 AM Aug 10th
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while i'm sure it might sound hot to find copy of "Guide to Becoming the Sensuous Black Woman" in nanny's room,i assure you it isnt the case
5:17 AM Aug 9th
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Out to dinner alone with Allison. No kids, no babysitter. Talking about nothing but our kids and our babysitter
5:48 PM Aug 8th
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anticipating an extra shot of saliva in my iced coffee after fight with barista at starbucks
12:16 PM Aug 7th
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