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  1. scored VIP seating at nassau coliseum for show today....unfortunately its for disney on ice....
  2. Ive learned my lesson.When hiring our next nanny,will make sure to get the "no summer's eve products in plain sight" rule mentioned on day 1
  3. Apart from a workout, somehow leaving spin class with an appointment to fix lady with low metabolism's skype at her house in Huntington
  4. anyone know if it was babe ruth who threw out the first pitch tonight? allison watching game with me and she is pretty sure it was him
  5. at adtech syosset, talking to steve rubell at wild fig
  6. Proud of dan dierdorf for avoiding expression "dirty sanchez" during jets game
  7. Teaching Sam about expandable 728 x 90s after he moused over nintendo DS ad on Nickjr.com
  8. counter intuitive,but think there's greater chance that loud tourist in front of me on LIRR will be murdered on train than back in the city
  9. If my uncle Shelly is on Twitter, I think 40 should be cut off for "got your nose".
  10. Love fairway, but onions on gefilte fish?
  11. At patsys pizza in syosset. Sam's research continues.
  12. Sam continuing his research for his first book on restaurants - working title - "yeah, I pooped there"
  13. watching dent/navarro 5th set tiebreaker on usopen.org
  14. 2 years and $10k at north shore synagogue and took black eyed peas to get Sam to say 'mazel tov'
  15. At piquets lane pounding diet cokes. If it had alcohol, blood alcohol level would be somewhere between Lindsay Lohan and keifer Sutherland
  16. new nanny beefed in the kitchen, walked out and left me to take the blame.
  17. Made mistake of bringing food with peanuts to son's camp. Cops haven't been called yet, but sure they'll be here any minute
  18. while i'm sure it might sound hot to find copy of "Guide to Becoming the Sensuous Black Woman" in nanny's room,i assure you it isnt the case
  19. Out to dinner alone with Allison. No kids, no babysitter. Talking about nothing but our kids and our babysitter
  20. anticipating an extra shot of saliva in my iced coffee after fight with barista at starbucks