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Skacago!
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I never twitter anymore. I guess that means my life is boring.
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Violins in the bathroom...
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Is that Juan? I love Juan. Wait, how do you spell Juan? Oh ya, thanks, your a good guy...
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R.I.P Hiram Bullock...
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Everyone in old town is pregnant
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Beef thermometer...sounds dirty
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It's so f-ing hot
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I can't believe I'm watching the Sex and the City movie
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God I need an external hard drive!
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I spend more time wiping off my touch screen phone than I do using it.
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I love free iced coffee day!
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I think my dog is a Rat-Cha
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Writing a book about American youth = cry for help.
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Gadolinium...?
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Man, I hope I get to see the Pope Mobile!
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I REALLY don't want to work today
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Who wouldn't like the bobble head Pope?
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Demon Days is such a good record
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Hello?
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