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  1. This Nats game is the first sporting event I have been to since I saw the Orlando Magic in elementary school.5:19 PM Jun 20th from txt
  2. Really no tweets since December? I gotta get with the picture.8:40 PM Jun 15th from web
  3. Why do BBQ restaurants always have pictures of happy cartoon pigs?12:50 PM Dec 27th, 2008 from txt
  4. Hottest Christmas ever7:07 PM Dec 25th, 2008 from txt
  5. Almost time for vacation!6:42 PM Dec 18th, 2008 from txt
  6. Signed, sealed, delivered!8:14 PM Nov 4th, 2008 from txt
  7. Skacago!9:57 PM Oct 3rd, 2008 from txt
  8. I never twitter anymore. I guess that means my life is boring.3:27 PM Sep 15th, 2008 from txt
  9. Violins in the bathroom...2:34 PM Sep 15th, 2008 from txt
  10. Is that Juan? I love Juan. Wait, how do you spell Juan? Oh ya, thanks, your a good guy...10:45 PM Aug 5th, 2008 from txt
  11. R.I.P Hiram Bullock...7:21 PM Jul 26th, 2008 from txt
  12. Everyone in old town is pregnant5:53 PM Jul 5th, 2008 from txt
  13. Beef thermometer...sounds dirty8:24 PM Jun 28th, 2008 from txt
  14. It's so f-ing hot4:18 PM Jun 7th, 2008 from txt
  15. I can't believe I'm watching the Sex and the City movie9:48 PM May 30th, 2008 from txt
  16. God I need an external hard drive!4:45 PM May 21st, 2008 from txt
  17. I spend more time wiping off my touch screen phone than I do using it.5:00 PM May 17th, 2008 from txt
  18. I love free iced coffee day!10:16 AM May 15th, 2008 from txt
  19. I think my dog is a Rat-Cha5:00 PM May 10th, 2008 from txt
  20. Writing a book about American youth = cry for help.9:06 PM Apr 25th, 2008 from txt