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I never twitter anymore. I guess that means my life is boring.
Violins in the bathroom...
Is that Juan? I love Juan. Wait, how do you spell Juan? Oh ya, thanks, your a good guy...
R.I.P Hiram Bullock...
Everyone in old town is pregnant
Beef thermometer...sounds dirty
It's so f-ing hot
I can't believe I'm watching the Sex and the City movie
God I need an external hard drive!
I spend more time wiping off my touch screen phone than I do using it.
I love free iced coffee day!
I think my dog is a Rat-Cha
Writing a book about American youth = cry for help.
Gadolinium...?
Man, I hope I get to see the Pope Mobile!
I REALLY don't want to work today
Who wouldn't like the bobble head Pope?
Demon Days is such a good record
Hello?